Alexis Bledel, 24, is the star of WB’s Gilmore Girls, and is usually the picture of stunning, youthfully ethereal beauty, as evidenced here:
So naturally, I was startled when I came across a picture of a disheveled raccoon with crazy hair and that rabid look in the eyes, and it claimed to be the same […]
Paris Hilton is so full of herself that she had a wall-sized portrait of herself put in the “sumptuous lounge” of the new Hollywood Hills house she just bought, according to Hello! magazine. Plus, other people who were at her house for that recent party involving an unfortunate stripper pole incident have reported that she […]
Britney Spears has everyone on the edge of their seats, anticipating her official pregnancy confirmation and a split from the Federjerk:
Britney Spears will hold a press conference on May 4th at the LA Convention Centre for record executives and exclusive selected media. Sources say Britney will annouce her pregnancy officially and relationship status with current […]
That ostrich wants its feathers back, ASAP!
And WHY is that camera pointing straight at Gisele Bundchen’s crotch?
Dolce! Gabbana! You two are on an official fashion time out so you can think about the atrocities you’ve committed against ostriches and cameras in the name of “fashion!”
Straight to your rooms, misters! And this time I better not […]
Just kidding, I’m not sure what her tour is really called and I don’t care, but she sure does look pouty and unhappy in these pics of her walking around in the UK where she’s touring.
Aww, whatsa matter, Hil? Did someone just call you horsey-face or chiclet-teeth again? Outta blow Ice Breakers Ice Cube gum? […]
Hey, at least she’s wearing some, and that alone puts her light years ahead of Paris Hilton in the class department. Then again, judging by the looks of her cesspool of a boyfriend/smooching partner/whatever Cisco Adler, she probably has twice the herpes as Paris. And possibly crabs. Too bad, she seemed like such a nice […]
Or maybe technically three words, but whatever, the feeling remains the same: Oh, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!!!
This white nightie and black leggings are a world of NO, a match made in fug fashion hell! And what is up with that chain across her chest? It’s not a purse, since that huge-ass hobo bag/bowling ball bag […]
Latest Las Vegas gossip has it that Britney and Kevin had a huge embarrassingly loud and public fight last Friday in a restaurant, right before a scheduled listening party at Pure nightclub for Kevin’s new album.
“It was a full-blown war of words that got louder and more heated as dinner went on,” said eyewitnesses.
Finally, Britney […]
Okay, how about three times?
Yeah, I should have warned you, just in case you were eating or something. Sorry.
Finally, here’s Hohan NOT GIVING UP on her “Hand-behind-the-head” glamour pose. She’s determined to make this asinine pose catch on if it kills her, dammit!!! Now that’s suffering for your art.
Gwen Stefani is quite possibly the most beautifully radiant and stylish pregnant woman in the world, even in this bizarre, banana yellow kimono-like dress.
How the hell does this woman manage to look so gorgeous when she’s so dangerously-about-to-pop pregnant?!? Not fair! I could never look that good, and I’m not even pregnant, I double-checked.
Here she […]