In another sure sign that there is no God, the reigning queen of skanks Paris Hilton cheated death in a near electrocution accident.
Drunk as a skunk–is she ever not?–she jumped into the pool at a party and then a garden light fell into the pool, which should have fried her ass, but nooooo. What’s more […]
In a genius public relations move sure to send Joe Simpson into damage control overdrive, Nick Lachey finally spoke about his divorce from Jessica Simpson to Rolling Stone magazine.
In the tearstained, melodramatic article, Nick cries as he admits he still loves Jessica, cries some more, says he basically won’t believe or even deal with the […]
Okay, I want some of the drugs Lindsay Lohan is on. Because seriously:
WTF is she thinking? Behold, Lindsay’s internal monologue:
“I’m going to be so cutting edge if I invent a new pose. It will be, like, so avante garde, or whatever Marc Jacobs said at lunch the other day, AND NOT AWKWARD-LOOKING AT ALL, and […]
Lindsay Lohan was recently hanging out with her 11-year-old sister Aliana and passing on the fashion evils of leggings and tapered jeans.
Um, I hate saying mean things about children (okay, that’s a lie, I do it with glee), but what an unfortunate-looking little girl. Homely, even. I’d add some more jokes about her hitting every […]
Katie Holmes may be looking dejected, feeling a little lost, and starting to wonder just what the hell she’s gotten herself into, but she is NOT letting her ginormous belly get in the way of shopping for some bitching high heels, a must for every pregnant woman in her 16th month.
Way to spend that “rumored” […]
America’s jiggliest sweetheart Jessica Simpson got back to Los Angeles this week from Sydney, Australia where her sister Ashlee underwhelmed Australians with her amazing lack of talent hosted the MTV Video Awards.
Hmm, that reminds me: I think I want some milk.
In things totally newsworthy, Hohan has returned to her red roots after learning her black hair made her look like a strung-out, homely version of Morticia Addams. In addition to being the only hair color that she can get away with, it makes more sense, since you know what they say about redheads: Red in […]
I know, I know, there is a lot of wtf-ness going on here. But wait a minute, now, people and take a closer look:
She looks like she’s lost weight, her hat is cute, and more importantly, she’s smiling and looks happy. That’s enough to make me forget the funked up, homage-to-Boy-George braids and the unfortunate […]
Well, it would put me to sleep if her voice wasn’t so cringe-inducing or if the lyrics didn’t sound like they were taken straight from a 14-year-old’s journal.Britney Spears has been at work in the studio and has released a 50-second clip of a new song:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GCVUCL9Z
Not great, standard typical *boring* “ballad”. Should fire […]
Fuck! I so totally said NOT Xtina’s hairstylist!