Archive for May, 2006

Eva Longoria doesn’t like to pay for things

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Wow. This account from Defamer.com should erase any doubt that Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria is fast becoming Hollywood’s hugest self-entitled bitch:
We all know Eva Longoria is the hottest woman in the universe (at least according to Maxim magazine’s inscrutable criteria), but beneath that bitsy, beautiful package lies a ferocious ugliness just waiting to jump out–particularly […]

Of course he’d sell Britney out to the tabloids!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Well, I guess Kevin Federline never claimed to have any redeeming qualities, and he’s making sure nobody forgets it.
Kevin Federline shelled out $300,000 for a wristwatch without telling his wife first, according to Us Weekly. Perhaps it’s no co-incidence that that’s the exact amount the aspiring rap star reportedly was paid to record an album […]

Guess who bought all the “Team Jessica” shirts?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Jessica Simpson has found out the hard way that everyone is on Nick’s team instead of hers. Even more pathetic, she’s resorted to buying her own “Team Jessica” t-shirts from trendy L.A. store Kitson because nobody else will.
According to Star magazine, Jess visited the store on May 24 and plunked down $10,000 on clothes, including […]

Ben Affleck rushed to ER for migraine

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Ben Affleck spent his Memorial Day being treated for a migraine at Mount Auburn hospital in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Us Weekly reports that his wife, Alias star Jennifer Garner drove him to the hospital and helped him out of the car.
“His wife ran around the car and helped him get out,” says photographer Paul Adao, who […]

Nicole’ s summer fun: beaches, bikinis and bones

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

I think someone must have gained a pound or two–I see hips!! And that’s a good thing. Unfortunately I also see concave chest and protruding sternum, which means Nicole still has a ways to go before she looks more like a woman and less like an 11-year-old boy. But still, any progress should be encouraged.
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Kristin Cavallari is a hot…shoplifter?

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Kristin Cavallari is the star of MTV reality series Laguna Beach–and of the new Bongo jeans campaign where she takes a hilarious turn as annoying cockblocker between two gay guys who desperately want her out of the way!–but has also gotten press for briefly dating Nick Lachey. The visibility got her noticed by another D-list […]

Jennifer Aniston on the rebound with Vince Vaughn?

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Star magazine reports that Jennifer Aniston is still struggling to deal with her break-up from ex-husband Brad Pitt and it’s affecting her relationship with Vince Vaughn.
An inside source quoted in Star magazine claims: “Vince feels like Jen still hasn’t dealt with her break up from Brad. He feels now that their relationship was the classic […]

More on Angelina’s baby girl

Monday, May 29th, 2006

In Touch Weekly somehow got more details on celebrity Christ-child, little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. I guess the Namibian nurses and Brad’s family coudn’t contain their excitement!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new daughter, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, is described as, “a beautiful baby — she has tufts of brown hair, and Brad’s nose,” says an insider at […]

Look Ma! Both hands! Britney and SPF are walkin’ on sunshine

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Britney Spears and son Sean Preston were enjoying sunny days, caught in the rare act of flashing some genuine smiles in L.A. I must say, even as a hardened Britney basher, the smiles and candid mother-son bonding do a lot to soften Britney’s much-criticized image as a bad mom.
Of course, it helps that good-for-nothing-gold-digging K-Fed […]

Angelina and Brad have a girl!

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

Bust out the gold, frankincense and myrrh! The “most anticipated birth since Jesus” has happened!
Bells rang and angels sang as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed a girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Saturday night May 27 in Namibia.
Shiloh? I don’t love it and it kinda reminds me of that Disney movie with the beagle!

But I don’t […]