Archive for May, 2006

When supermodels attack: Kate Moss kicks some paparazzi ass

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

Supermodel Kate Moss lost her shit and stomped some paparazzi that snapped her picture in London.
Looks like she’s been paying attention in her Tae Bo class! Or taking some tips from fellow supermodel and beat-down expert Naomi Campbell. Dayum!!

And one more stomp on the paps’ ultra expensive camera lens for good measure. Take that, bitches!!!
DON’T […]

The Photoshop Adventures of Mimi

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Behold the promotional image for Mariah Carey’s tour, The Adventures of Mimi, kicking off August 5 in Miami.
Um, she looks…good. I’ve no doubt it’s completely natural. Complete coincidence that it’s so small I had to enlarge it because you can barely tell it’s her or make out any detail in the original. And I’m so […]

Britney kicks Kevin out for the 3,417th time

Friday, May 26th, 2006

The Daily Mirror, bastion of reliable and accurate journalism that it is, is reporting that Britney Spears came back from her New York trip last week to find her husband Kevin Federline drinking and smoking weed with his buddies in the house, so she’s kicked him out, yet again. And surprise, surprise, she’s really […]

Gwen Stefani has a boy!

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Gwen Stefani delivered a boy Friday May 26 around 1 p.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, according to Us Weekly.
After the C-section delivery, Stefani’s husband, Gavin Rossdale, and Stefani’s father walked out of the operating room and greeted family waiting in a private room. Rossdale announced that the baby had been born and […]

Angelina Jolie to ruin Jennifer Aniston’s career

Friday, May 26th, 2006

In the funniest coincidence ever, the impending birth of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s baby seems to be the final, most damaging insult to Jennifer Aniston and her career.
It has been reported that if Angie doesn’t deliver her baby by June 3 - she will have labor induced by her doctor. Guess what film […]

Paris Hilton’s breasts allergic to clothes

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Paris Hilton was in Malibu beach filming a music video and doing what she does best: rolling around in skimpy clothes and flashing the camera, trying to look sexy but just coming off as disgusting. To the surprise of absolutely no one, her nipple “accidentally” popped out of her bathing suit during the shoot, even […]

Hohan plays dress-up as Elizabeth Taylor

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Dang, Elizabeth Taylor would turn over in her grave. Well, if she were dead…but I can’t be bothered with such details…
Here’s more of Lindsay Lohan trying to emulate the great Liz Taylor in her prime. Which is a great idea, because we all know how great and enchanted Elizabeth Taylor’s life turned out (8 marriages, […]

She’s a Brick…HOUSE!

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Get Lionel Richie and the Commodores ready, Britney Spears needs them to follow her around singing her new theme song.
Leave it to Britney, queen of all that is trashy, to turn $300 shoes and an otherwise cute sundress into a $5 Blue Light Special from K-Mart. In a tragic display of her true lack of […]

Monica Bellucci has Gator Bling

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Actress Monica Bellucci shows off her serious gator bling necklace at the “Indegenes” film premiere in Cannes. It looks like something Joan Rivers would hawk on the Home Shopping Network, except that it’s probably real and worth millions of dollars instead of CZ payable in two easy payments of $19.99. It also looks like something […]

Yeah, she bought her own ring

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Remember Paris Hilton’s ridiculous 24-carat diamond engagement ring supposedly given to her by Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis? Well, it turns out she bought it herself and it may have been fake. According to E! Online’s Awful Truth:
“Tell me something,” asked a close bud of Paris L. “How could a boy who has to ask […]