One point for guessing the correct body part, extra point for guessing the correct celebrity.
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It’s Jennifer Aniston! Nice knees Jen, and all at the young age of 36. I guess this is why it’s rumored that Demi Moore had a “knee lift” procedure.
Jen also took it upon herself to become a living example of […]
Kirsten Dunst is playing a game with us, an old Hollywood standard called “Guess What In The Name Of All That’s Good And Holy This Starlet Is Doing To Her Body.” Choices include starvation, overexercising, cocaine, and other needle drugs.
She reminds me of the starved guy in the movie Seven, the one that used to […]
Maggie Gyllenhaal was at the Cannes premiere of the film ‘Paris Je T’aime,” filling out her dress nicely thanks to her pregnancy. Which doesn’t matter at all because I’m always distracted whenever I look at her because she reminds me of a bulldog whenever I see her face. Or maybe Droopy the Dog? Is it […]
Hilary Duff showed off her amazing rectangle body on tour performing in Mexico. Who knew she had fans there? Who knew she still had fans? Just kidding, you know I’m rocking “Beat of My Heart” in my ipod as we speak!
But is it me or is standing so pigeon-toed in studded leather boots SO NOT […]
I guess Heather Locklear couldn’t stand taking the high road and not retaliating against Denise Richards for taking up with Heather’s ex-husband Richie Sambora. Page Six reports:
SHE might be 45 years old, but Heather Locklear can still behave as if she were back in high school. The actress is evidently upset that her estranged […]
No, it’s not a tranny and her fashion challenged pimp, that’s Paris Hilton in Cannes with “Perez Hilton”, a gossip blogger infamous for refusing to give Paris all the bad press she deserves, and by the looks of it, Paris’ only remaining friend: a gay guy in a very pink suit and inappropriate shoes. Hmm. […]
Turns out the reason Paris Hilton had greaseball Brandon Davis do her dirty work and deliver the infamously vicious attack against Lindsay Lohan is because Lindsay slept with her ex-fiance, Paris Latsis. Never mind that Lindsay was also recently seen repeatedly partying and going home with Paris’ latest ex, Stavros Niarchos.
So Paris really expects Lindsay […]
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe were spotted double dating with Breckin Meyer and his wife. How normal and suburban is that? And how messed up is Hollywood when I’m more shocked by stars behaving normally than letting out expletive-filled rants on Sunset?
On the other hand, I love it how Ryan always gives the super-pissed death […]
Paris “Everybody hates me because I’m a huge bitch” Hilton went to Cannes even though she has no movie to promote, because she’s basically an attention whore with a pathological need to be photographed and that’s where all the celebrity photographers are at the moment.
Other than that, she has no business being there. Except for […]
Well, without makeup that is. Maybe she’s coming from a workout after seemingly falling off the cocaine diet? Surprisingly, she only looks a little ghastly and washed out, minor pimples but pretty average, not too fug. I’m kind of impressed.
I would recommend, however, that she follow her sister Ashlee and get a more feminine nose […]