Archive for May, 2006

Angelina may be in labor in Namibia

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Holy crap, you’d think this child was the second coming of Christ the way people are getting their panties in a twist about it!
There have been (unconfirmed) reports that Jolie is either in labor or near birth, but regardless she is expected to drop little Jesus Pitt-Jolie any minute now, and the bidding wars for […]

Heather Graham has a denim disaster

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Heather Graham is rumored to be the dumbest starlet in Hollywood–we’re talking thismuch away from functionally retarded–so I guess it’s good to see she’s acknowledging that and dressing accordingly.
Here she is at some Diesel store in the most ill-fated and confusing crime against denim ever. The dress doesn’t know whether it’s slutty or cute up […]

Dog the bounty hunter gets married!

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Duane “Dog” Chapman is set to marry his longtime partner Beth Smith in Hawaii this Saturday. The two have been together 16 years and have two children.
Besides his trademark mullet, Chapman plans to wear white jeans to match his white leather vest, boots and American Indian jewelry, representing his heritage.
“They could not get me into […]

Britney is working me to death, y’all

Friday, May 19th, 2006

She is doing waaaay too much stupid shit for me to keep up with–she needs to stop, I need a break from typing her damn name.
Wise and classy girl that she is, she put the above picture on her website seemingly in retaliation to everyone criticizing her every (frequent and dangerous) mistake regarding her kid. […]

I ain’t sayin’ she’s a golddigger

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Seems to be breakup week…Paul McCartney, 63, and wife Heather Mills, 38, announced Wednesday they were divorcing after 4 years of marriage.
This led to rampant speculation about how much of McCartney’s $1.6 billion fortune Mills would get in the divorce. Though some estimated the settlement to be as much as $400 million, divorce lawyers are […]

Nicole Richie and DJ AM split

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

This happened yesterday, but I still think it’s sorta sad. Nicole Richie and DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) have officially broken off their engagement again.  They first broke it off in December 2005 but reconciled early this year. No cause was given for the breakup, but Richie’s weight and possible drug issues are the most likely […]

Brett Ratner: director, photographer, pervert and asshole extraordinaire

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

I don’t usually pay attention to directors because they don’t do or say nearly as much stupid shit as regular celebrities and aren’t as much fun to rag on, but Brett Ratner is changing all that.
He’s the man responsible for such cinematic gems as X-Men 3 and the entire Rush Hour franchise, but lately has […]

Britney “Butterfingers” Spears almost drops her kid. Again.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

TMZ caught Britney Spears as she was coming out of a NYC hotel this Thursday afternoon and almost dropped her son Sean Preston.
Britney was holding a drink in her right hand and Sean in her left as she maneuvered through a crowd of onlookers. Britney moves through the crowd and then she suddenly trips, the […]

Janice Dickinson, the writer: “I’m like a bonsai butterfly. I shoot from the hips.”

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

That’s Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed “world’s first supermodel” (in the 70’s), describing her writing style. In other words, she is off-the-charts insane. And always, always high. So someone gave her a book deal. And some poor guy named Chuck Shelton interviewed her about it.
On Britney Spears and Kevin Federline [the most ridiculous pot calling the […]

Paris and Lindsay are sooo NOT BFF’s

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

In what seems like the umpteenth round of a celebrity bitchfight between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, TMZ has video of oily heir and Paris pal Brandon Davis delivering a verbal smackdown against Lohan, after a long hard night of clubbing. It also shows Paris giggling uncontrollably in the background, holding up her cell […]