Archive for May, 2006

Britney doesn’t know the meaning of “ultimatum”

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

Britney is giving Kevin a “clean up or get out” ultimatum–sort of, reports Us Weekly.
“Britney gave Kevin an ultimatum, and they are continuously revising it. She wants him to respect her and the baby, and if he doesn’t then she has let him know he is out,” says one source close to the couple.
What the […]

Is the world ready for a little Jello?

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Jennifer Lopez is reportedly three months pregnant with her first child with husband Marc Anthony (aka Skeletor to most netizens). In Touch magazine cites J. Lo’s recent uncharacteristic appearance with very obvious gray roots at the May 7 ALMA Awards (above).

“She always colors her hair. But Jen said if she got pregnant, she’d be […]

Veronica Varekova is too classy for Maxim

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Czech model Veronica Varekova is steamed that some shots taken of her will appear on the June cover of Maxim magazine instead of British GQ like she thought.
“I feel extremely violated,” the stunning model for Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated said yesterday.
“I don’t want to sell vulgar magazines,” the 5-foot-10 knockout said. “I […]

Nicole Richie: You know you’re too skinny when…

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

…you can fit into a grocery shopping cart like a child.
Somebody stuff some or ALL of those cookies in this girl’s mouth!
See the video at TMZ.com

Britney’s “surprise divorce” to Kevin may really happen

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

So I was as happy as the next person to hear the story about how Britney might be trying to grow a brain and spring a surprise divorce on that miserable leech of a husband of hers, but by now I’ve learned you can never overestimate that girl. Plus it was reported by the ghetto […]

Angelina Jolie still pregnant in Namibia

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Angelina Jolie is in Namibia about to pop any day now with Brad Pitt’s baby, and here is adorable little Maddox getting in as much “mommy and me” time as he can before his competition arrives. That little squirt is too cute for his own good!
And I LOVE the sign behind her!

Marie Antoinette Stills

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Just because this movie had a monstruous budget, the costumes and sets are going to look ridiculously fabulous in an 18th century blingtastic sort of way. Which we all want to see, regardless of having to endure Kirsten Dunst’s pebble-toothed troll mug. Thank God they used TONS of makeup and powder and wigs to make […]

Cacee Cobb: whorus maximus?

Monday, May 15th, 2006

Cacee Cobb is now the ex-assistant to Jessica Simpson! And it looks like one of Hollywood’s best known hangers-on may be needing that time to spend lots of time with her best friend’s ex-husband, Nick Lachey.
“Cacee Cobb is no longer working for Jess,” blabbed an über-connected excitable source at the clubby soiree. “But she’s hanging […]

Britney Spears in curlers

Monday, May 15th, 2006

Ahh, a day without Britney looking stupid is like a day without fresh air. It’s just not possible!
I’m thinking she’s embracing her deep South Louisiana roots by driving around with curlers in her hair. Reminds me of Flo from the TV show Alice, just gettin’ off work from the diner. And you just know she […]

Happy Mother’s Day to Michelle Williams and baby Matilda

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

These hats with the little ears are so cute and irresistible!
I want one!