Her face looks like she’s been doing crack for the past five nights in a row, and the bruises look none too healthy or classy either. Is this what having hepatitis C does to you?? Because if so, I’m no lawyer, but she should sue Tommy Lee or whoever gave it to her. Her looks […]
Because Barbara Walters does NOT PLAY AROUND! She is NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!! Star Jones better remember that, and start watching her back, especially after her latest response to her SNAFU with The View. People magazine has the blow-by-blow coverage of the Starzilla vs. Babs war:
Walters told PEOPLE she felt “betrayed” by Reynolds’s comments […]
Ohhhhhh, that’s right, she disappears when she turns sideways.
On an extra disturbing note, I bet she’s proud of how they had to gather the dress’s extra fabric in the back to fit because it’s so big on her. Or rather, because she’s wasting away into nothingness. Sigh! What are we gonna do with her?
Here she […]
Time for some hooch-fashion slamming at the BET Awards!
Just kidding! Actually, I kinda liked Beyonce’s hoochie get-up. She rocked it even in spite of the barely-tame afro and the chunky legs that ended in fabulous shoes!
However—why is Vivica A. Fox’s face looking like a crazed tranny’s?
I must say though, despite the over-botoxed tranny-face and questionable […]
Apparently she seems to think that the best way to get that privacy is by practically showing her privates??
Seems Britney Spears has ignored my pleas of “Put that shit away, girl! Nobody wants to see your pregnant hillbilly bidness all up in everyone’s face!!” But hey, good to know she’s still drinking her delusion juice […]
Paris Hilton is at it again, luring poor idiot guys who think with their penis away from their girlfriends and families, and into her diseased, venus flytrap of a crotch:
The heiress was spotted in Montreal partying into the wee hours of the morning with hockey star Jose Theodore, but afterwards insisted it was nothing serious. […]
Justin Timberlake, in what is possibly his most brilliant career move ever, has quietly dumped Cameron “pizza-face” Diaz because she was too clingy.
Justin is poised to leave on a world tour and he wants to be free. Last week he informed Cameron that it’s over, just as she was about to leave town to film […]
Praise Photoshop! Jessica Simpson’s freaky torpedo boobs decided to make an uplifting appearance in Maxim’s June issue, even after that unfortunate orange incident, remember? No? Why let me refresh your memory:
And even though Maxim readers will never actually read it, Maxim decided to humor Jessica by actually interviewing her. Some of my favorite parts:
Jessica Simpson: […]
If Tom Cruise’s major objective is to prove to the world that he is a completely heterosexual movie star and NOT GAY AT ALL, then he is going about it the wrong way. White blazer, tan sweater, white pants, and tan suede oxfords–and is he beat-boxing? Perplexing beat-boxing stance aside, maybe he was going for […]
Looks like Star Jones–or Starzilla, as some affectionately refer to her–raided the old wardrobe from Three’s Company and just had to have Mrs. Roper’s slinkiest, trampiest multi-colored flowered muumuu.
Come to think of it, Star and her husband Big Gay Al Reynolds are like a modern-day black version of the Ropers! I mean, I’m sure Big […]