Archive for June, 2006

Tell me this is NOT a new trend

Monday, June 19th, 2006

First Nicole Richie wears a white tank under her pretty low cut dress, and now it appears Christina Ricci has followed suit.
WHY? It does NOT look good!! I don’t care if you don’t have the god-given Jessica Simpson-sized assets to fill out a dress, this looks way more horrible than looking flat-chested. Not to mention […]

Nicole is only about 3,142 cheeseburgers away from healthy

Monday, June 19th, 2006

Nicole Richie’s dad Lionel Richie is trying to use a Caribbean cruise as incentive for Nicole to gain weight, according to The Scoop.
Nicole Richie’s father, Lionel, reportedly promised his daughter and some friends a Caribbean yacht cruise if she’d put on weight. “Lionel thought some of Nicole’s pals were encouraging her to stay skinny,” a […]

Lindsay does “things” in the bathroom

Monday, June 19th, 2006

Seems some of Lindsay Lohan’s extracurricular activities are catching up with her. She was caught red-handed doing an unspecified something at a recent Calvin Klein party last week, as the New York Daily News reports:
According to witnesses, a gentleman identified as “a gay friend” entered the ladies’ room…
“He was saying out loud in explanation, […]

No wonder she was such a mess

Monday, June 19th, 2006

It was pretty obvious to anyone with eyes and ears that Britney did everything herself for last week’s interview with Matt Lauer. There’s no other way she could have looked so messy and sounded like such an idiot. And judging from what the New York Post reported, it sounds like she refused her publicists’ and […]

Somebody’s career is in the toilet

Thursday, June 15th, 2006

I mean, that’s why you usually do Maxim, right? Cause your career needs a boost? Jessica Simpson shows off her jiggly lady parts in Maxim’s June issue so people will start paying attention to her for something other than her amazing ability to suck at her actual “job” as a singer, actress, professional idiot, what […]

She’s a dirty, nasty ghetto hick!

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Just when you thought she couldn’t be any more disgusting or more “country,” Britney goes and does shit like this, pun intended. Us Weekly said:
One June 4, Britney Spears, 24, with 9-month-old son Sean in tow, picked up pink thongs at a Victoria’s Secret in Mission Viejo, California. Her next order of, uh, business? Changing […]

Meow, bitch: The Paris vs. Lindsay celeb bitchfight is still going strong

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Despite reports that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had made up and were on speaking terms after the Brandon Davis “Firecrotch” debacle, it looks like the two are at it again. Page Six reports:
PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan […]

Shit, they’re so boring I’d boo them too

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

German photographers at a photocall for The Breakup booed the film’s stars Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. The photographers got pissed because they refused to pose together, since they stubbornly insist on pretending the whole world doesn’t know they are a couple in real life. They finally only posed together with the movie’s director in […]

Meet little Kingston Rossdale

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale did a photo shoot for OK! magazine to show off their new baby Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. Cute little sucker, ain’t he? Not too wrinkly or alien-looking for a newborn!
Some nice goth-family photos:

And Gwen’s looking good, corn-yellow ponytail and all. Although I’d like to see her try a softer look […]

Lindsay Lohan is the oldest looking 19-year-old ever

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Hey Lindsay, 1994 called. It wants its “heroin chic” look back. And all its heroin.
No wait! I’ve got a better one…

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded
Actually, this reminds me of my favorite quote ever by Lindsay herself:

“It’s like, yeah, motherfucker, I’m fine.”