Oh, look! It’s a transparent effort to dispel the tabloid rumors that they hate each other and are divorcing.
And isn’t it convincing? Don’t they look like the picture of marital bliss?
Okay, maybe they look more confused, like they don’t even recognize each other because they’ve avoided each other for months.
And doesn’t Kevin just look THRILLED […]
Denise Richards performed with the Pussy Cat Dolls last Saturday in Vegas, a brilliant career move to help people forget that you took up with your best friend’s husband while their bedsheets were still warm, and will certainly NEVER remind people that you used to be one of Heidi Fleiss’s super-expensive hookers. Like AT ALL. […]
Britney Spears, our favorite white trash trainwreck with no neck and linebacker shoulders, took to the airwaves again, this time in a ploy for public sympathy. In this interview with Matt Lauer, she denied the divorce rumors, insisted that paparazzi cross the line invading her privacy, and cried trailer trash tears that underneath all the […]
Let the homosexual rumors begin!
As soon as I saw this picture, I couldn’t help the “tee-hee!” giggle of glee that escaped my mouth as I imagined these two hotties doing unimaginably dirty, nasty, sweaty, hot things to each other! And I never thought I’d be the kind of girl who’s turned on by gay porn, […]
So it turns out that Tom Cruise is now a liability to Hollywood studios due to his crazy-ass behavior over the past year. Movie bosses are afraid Tom’s weirdness (the “cootie factor”) is turning movie audiences off and away from theatres, so they’re not willing to pay him his usual gazillion dollars per movie. (Awww, […]
Why this overprivileged waste of space still has a driver’s license–and why someone hasn’t beaten the living shit out of her (where’s Shannen Doherty when you need her?)– is beyond me.
Bitch backed up into a car, didn’t stop to leave a note or even check for damage, just left the scene. And it was all […]
Apparently things are financially tight for Courtney Love, as she recently lost her shit and bitched out a fan outside a budget department store in L.A. The UK Mirror reports:
Asked by a female fan how she had managed to lose so much weight, she snapped: “Well, it’s not the fucking Pilates, and it’s not the […]
What in the name of psychedelic rainbows and unicorns is she wearing? That can’t possibly be a dress! It looks like something straight out of Mariah Carey’s deranged acid-induced dreams!!
And the tragic avocado colored sweater! Did she get cold or did she throw it on after someone snickered at how unsightly and alarming this dress […]
Maybe she got tired of the whole world calling her fat and decided to trade in her Starbucks for the Stairmaster?
Nah, she’ll never give up the Starbucks!
Still, here she is on June 4, working out at the Ritz-Carlton Laguna Niguel in Dana Point, California. Is that a sarcastic smile I spy on Ms. Spears? […]
I love Page Six, for they share my hatred of Paris Hilton, so much so that they supposedly refuse to print anything about her unless it’s thoroughly negative. So of course, she’s been giving them plenty of fodder and they’ve now branded her a “celebutard” for being a spoiled inconsiderate bitch and parking in handicapped […]