Archive for June, 2006

Lindsay Lohan pisses off Anna Wintour

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan has been desperately hanging on to fashion power players, hoping they will offer her a deal to be the face of a high end couture house. Hence her many photographs with Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld. But Lindsay better watch her step, since Page Six reports Vogue “editrix” Anna Wintour was NOT AMUSED with […]

Kevin Federline cashes in on Britney while he still can

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

Well, it’s good to know this Britney Spears-Kevin Federline trainwreck is still rolling full steam ahead with no signs of stopping, divorce or no divorce. The British tabloid The Sun reports:
KEVIN FEDERLINE is cashing in on BRITNEY SPEARS before they officially split up.
I hear from my source in the States that Kevin has been signing […]

Marc Anthony’s full page ad strokes Jennifer Lopez’s ego

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

True love is a full page ad in Hollywood trade rag Variety, at least in Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s world. Defamer reports:
Readers of the paper edition of Variety were treated to an unseasonable Valentine today, in the form a full-page ad taken out by Marc Anthony, declaring his bursting love and pride for his […]

Meet Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

So that’s what a $4.1 million baby picture looks like.
Hmm. Kinda looks like all other newborn pics, don’t it?
Oh well. Don’t worry Time Warner Inc.*, it’s money well spent, I’m sure.
*Time Warner Inc. owns People magazine (U.S.), Hello! magazine (U.K.) and Who magazine (Australia).
[Image via JJB]

Jessica Simpson is a startled doily

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

Jessica Simpson thought it would be a good idea to cut up her grandmother’s doily into a slutty dress and wear it to this event. And although it shows off her two best assets (Hello! Front and center!), it also highlights her suddenly stumpy looking legs and linebacker shoulders.
Damn this whole messy divorce from Nick […]

Brangelina baby pics sold to People for $4.1 million

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

Ha! Told you People magazine would get their grubby little hands on those things. Okay, well it’s not such a surprise, since they’re the magazine with the most cash at their disposal. And the best celebrity ass-kissing skills. Page Six reports:
BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie got top dollar for the first pictures of baby Shiloh […]

Paris Hilton should stick to night vision porn videos

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

Yoko Ono alert! Paris Hilton’s video for her new single “Stars Are Blind” confirms what we already knew: She has no talent besides rolling around half-naked and mistakenly thinking she’s the hottest shit around. It’s basically a lame execution of the girl-and-guy-on-beach video formula, which was done much better by Madonna’s “Cherish”, Chris Isaak’s “Wicked […]

K-Fed cleans up, is unrecognizeable. But still a douche.

Thursday, June 1st, 2006

Mr. Britney Spears, aka Kevin Federline, got a shower, makeover and photo spread in Item magazine to promote his album’s August release. As a result, he looks a little like Eric Cartman from South Park when they take off his hat and put him in a suit. I wonder if anyone is going to let […]