Archive for July, 2006

Lindsay Lohan gets called out for partying

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Ha! This should be the final clue to Lindsay Lohan that NO ONE IS BUYING THAT HEAT EXHAUSTION B.S.!!!
She received the above letter from the CEO of Morgan Creek films, which is producing her latest film, “Georgia Rule.” Click on the letter to read how he tells her point-blank that nobody believes her excuses about […]

Britney Spears is a mean, nagging bitch

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

With Britney Spears out of commission due to her pregnancy, she hasn’t been able to do what she does best and attend to her regular attention whoring, paparazzi-baiting duties (you know that vain bitch won’t leave the house so people won’t see that she looks as huge as a house). But she can still do […]

Us Weekly looks ahead to the year 2026

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

Cue Conan O’Brien’s “In The Year 2000″ music…
This is why I freakin love Us Weekly. They explore silly, frivolous conjecture (because “lies” is such a harsh word) about celebrities and aren’t afraid to print it. Even if it hasn’t “allegedly” happened yet, or even been attributed to a “close friend in the celebrity’s camp” yet.
All […]

Tori Spelling: Poor little rich girl

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

Note to self: if my multi-gajillionaire daddy ever dies, don’t piss off my insufferably spiteful socialite mom to the point that she practically writes me out of daddy’s will.
According to Us Weekly, Tori Spelling will get an $800,000 inheritance from her father’s $500 million estate, which is a paltry 0.16% of the Spelling fortune. [Hear […]

Britney picks a fight with the National Enquirer–and wins

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

Britney Spears has found a way to bring the unmerciful “false tabloids” to their knees: Sue them in Ireland and Britain, where the libel laws work in her favor.
She has won a settlement that require a retraction and apology for stories The National Enquirer printed that claimed her marriage to Kevin Federline was over. The […]

Big Gay Al comes out to Star Jones

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

Karma, bitch that it is, is taking one ginormous bite out of Star Jones’ flabby, deflated ass!
Karma is also one funny bitch, and it really doesn’t get any funnier than this blind item that is transparently about Big Gay Al and his megalomaniac meal ticket, unlucky Starlet Jones.
According to E!’s Ted Casablanca, now that Star’s […]

Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro Split

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

It’s over for Carmen and Dave, much as those pesky rumors have hinted at for months now. Don’t believe that “amicable split” line from their publicist, though. It seems it’s long been over between them and Dave has been involved with another woman. Page Six elaborates:
Life & Style magazine’s source claims Navarro has been “practically […]

Beyonce puts her dad in his place

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Beyonce has admitted that she and her manager dad have had their differences regarding control of her career. She’s had to tell him to back off and let her make her own decisions now that she’s an adult.
“It took awhile for me and my dad to have an understanding,” she says in excerpts from the […]

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are newlyweds

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Everyone’s favorite punk princess Avril Lavigne married her sk8er boi/Sum 41 boi, Deryck Whibley this weekend in Montecito, California in front of 100 close friends and family, but no celebrities. Canada.com got the details:
“I’m used to going on stage and stuff but this was totally different,” Lavigne said Sunday. “It was more exciting. It was […]

SmartLipo??!?? Sign my ass up!!!!

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

For once Star magazine has a true story on their cover! There’s a new laser lipo technique that melts fat and tightens skin, is safer and less invasive than regular lipo! Apparently it is already available in Britain, Australia, Asia and Italy, but is still awaiting FDA approval in the U.S.
Okay, my only question is, […]