Jessica Simpson spent her 26th birthday in Cabo with her hairstylist and main gay, Ken Paves (in spite of my repeated pleas to fire him because of his repeated attempts to give her either the “rat’s nest” look, or the “matronly clown with orange hair” look.) But poor Jessica must think he’s her BFF since […]
I couldn’t resist posting this one. Because she looks like a horse with her veneers, get it?
Oh, it just never gets old, it always makes me giggle.
Just for clarification purposes, Hilary is the one on the right, by the way. Uncanny, ain’t it?
Sweet Jesus, woman! Get yourself to a makeup artist STAT and spackle on ALL the foundation you can find before you start scaring small children! And when you think you’ve caked on enough layers, cake on one more, just in case.
Readers, if you have just eaten, I apologize for this image!
Who knew she was so […]
Lindsay Lohan visited human oil slick and jerk extraordinaire Brandon Davis in rehab last week, according to E!’s Ted Casablanca.
Seems none other than Lindsay Lohan, whom Brandon dubbed Firecrotch in his beyond-awful taped tirade, actually came by. This according to beachy witnesses who assure me Ms. L. was def visiting the man who weeks earlier […]
Evidently “stars are blind” and have no rhythm!
Holy Hell! William Hung dances better than this!! There is no end to the myriad ways in which she’s capable of embarrassing herself. It’s hypnotizing with its horrible-ness!! Seriously, she’s just one huge vortex of suck. And not in a good way.
Click here to watch Paris Hilton make […]
Italian film siren Sophia Loren is the only one who could get away with this: She is slated to pose in the 2007 Pirelli Calendar, famous for its sexy revealing shots of beautiful women.
At 71-years-gorgeous, Loren becomes the oldest woman to ever appear in the highly coveted calendar.
The calendar, known for its glamorous shots and […]
Can a bikini be fug? Apparently, it can. I used to think it couldn’t, because really, how can you go wrong with less than 2 square feet of clingy fabric? But thank goodness Kristin Cavallari is here to prove to me the error of my ways. The print is like something the Golden Girls might […]
Look! It might never happen again! Gwen Stefani eschewed her trademark red lipstick in favor of something softer, more feminine and less alarming. And I like it. I hope she keeps exploring the wonderful world of lipstick color options besides red. And although I’m loving her bold new step toward makeup, I don’t really quite […]
It’s summer and that means a plethora of bikini-clad celebrities. Here we have the lovely Rachel Hunter, one of the many ex-Mrs. Rod Stewarts and former Sports Illustrated model. Good to see that age is treating her well and that her body is still pretty kick-ass. Although from the existing sun damage I see, she […]
It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday recently and looks like she got herself a brand spankin’ (pun totally intended) new pair of boobies as a present. Life & Style apparently also threw her a $100,000 birthday party, including a cake with one of her many red carpet shots on it. The pic below shows us it […]