This is just further proof that dog owners eventually begin to look like their dogs. And that Ken Paves must either hate Jessica or suck at doing hair. Or both. Isn’t the resemblance to her own dog Daisy simply astounding? They could be twins! But Daisy’s cuter.
Maybe the malnutrition-induced osteoporosis is finally kicking in. Maybe the fashion gods are trying to tell her those stupid shoes shouldn’t be worn with those shorts, or that she shouldn’t wear sunglasses or bags that weigh more than she does. Regardless, there’s nothing funnier than an action shot of somebody tripping over themselves midstep while […]
Somebody call Webster’s. Apparently “too urban” now means “too ghetto.” Or “too black.” Or “too gay.” Take your pick. Either way, it was an ugly lesson that member’s of Kimora Lee Simmon’s Baby Phat entourage were none too happy to learn. The Daily Dish says:
Several members of the Baby Phat founder’s entourage were deemed […]
The good news is that Parisite’s stink of an album bombed according to Soundscan. The bad news is that “bombed” means it actually sold 75,000 copies in the U.S. Which is really about 74,999 copies too many, if you ask me and the rest of America with any musical taste whatsoever. Page Six has the […]
Again, it must be stressed that In Touch Weekly might not be the bastion of journalistic accuracy, but for some reason–like the immeasurable entertainment value of reading crazy-ass stories about celebrities which may or may not be true–The Scoop keeps reporting its stories:
Now, after surviving a few rough patches in their marriage, the couple has decided […]
So let me get this straight: a racy (by 1950’s schoolmarm standards) photoshoot for OK! magazine was deemed too slutty according to Jessica Simpson’s mom, but THIS is okay?
And the Simpsons still wonder why everyone always calls them dysfunctional hyprocritical sell-out, pimp-your-own-daughters-for-a-buck FREAKS. Okay, so maybe by “everyone” I mean just me, and by “always” […]
It’s just like Back to the Future: K-Fed from 2026 got in a time machine to give his younger self some advice: “Keep knocking the bitch up, you’ll get waaaay more money! And give those wife-beaters a rest–turns out they really do make you look like a douche.”
(Apologies for the sporadic posts, it’s a bitch […]