More photographic evidence to throw into the mystifying but ever-growing “What the hell is happening to Jessica Simpson” pile.
Just one question: Is “she” pre-op or post-op?
Well, hey if this whole singing/acting thing fails, she can still get work at tranny shows impersonating herself. And charging people $3 to take a picture with a faded has-been, […]
Well, he’s pretty drunk, anyways. TMZ.com reports Rodman’s shennanigans in Vegas. And turns out, surprise, surprise, the man is still out of his gourd.
Ex-NBA bad boy Dennis Rodman was in Las Vegaslast night, eating at hot new sushi restaurant, Social House…Most of his dining experience was spent schmoozing and boozing around the restaurant, drinking specialty […]
Since her Hermes bag with $1 million worth of jewelry and “asthma medicine” was found and returned to her by a chauffeur, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t even thanked the man, according to Page Six.
Tom Webster, the driver who found the star’s missing Hermes bag that was stuffed with $1 million worth of jewelry and her asthma […]
All hell is gonna break loose in the already iffy union that is the Jolie-Pitt clan. Page Six reports:
Jolie has told pals she’s ready to adopt again - but Pitt, it seems, is not. “Brad wants another child, preferably a boy - but he wants a biological boy,” said our snoop. “He is adamant and […]
Or perhaps a victim of domestic violence?
I can’t decide, but it does remind me of that joke: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nuthin’, you already told her twice! Ah, that one never fails to make me chuckle.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with her? Even her unflattering top, in all […]
So this is turning out to be a deeeelicious week for schadenfreude. Justice and Karma are doing pretty well too. And I’m thisclose to pissing myself from the sheer joy. It’s like Christmas came early for me this year…
First Paris gets arrested for DUI. Now Lindsay is crying because she was too stupid to keep […]
Now, I know these look like run-of-the-mill pictures of a tranny being arrested on the Sunset strip, but it’s actually Paris Hilton being arrested for a DUI last night. So I guess at least the tranny part was right!
Hear that? That’s the sound of me clapping my hands in delight and unrestrained glee at this […]
Vanity Fair finally published the pictures of Suri Cruise taken by Annie Liebovitz. In the accompanying article, Katie Holmes describes how she feels about the media scrutiny surrounding her new family, and what it feels like to be a mom.
Some of the crap that’s out there - the stuff that’s said about my parents and […]
Fergie decided to arrive at the MTV Video Music Awards yesterday dressed as the Mad Hatter’s slutty, rebellious daughter. And she also decided, for some unknown reason, to take a visibly nervous Shakira hostage on the red carpet with her. See how Shakira is leaning away from Fergie? It’s cause she can’t wait to make […]
Big gay kisses, that is. Let this be a lesson to all you white leisure suit-wearing, Bee-Gee’s disco hits-dancing 70’s movie heartthrobs everywhere: Scientology turns you gay. This picture is proof positive. Let’s get a closeup of this golden moment, shall we?
Yep, definitely gay. Here’s a big HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I TOLD YOU SO!! to all of […]