Archive for October, 2006

Madonna goes on Oprah to defend her adoption mess

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Now that the father of Madonna’s adoptee-in-progress David Banda has changed his tune, Madonna is set to go on Oprah, according to People.com.
On Sunday, the child’s father, Yohane Banda, 32, told the AP he didn’t realize Madonna had intended to take the toddler “for good” when he agreed to the adoption.
“Our understanding was that they […]

Scarlett Johansson de-trailerized by Allure

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Allure magazine thankfully undid what Esquire magazine’s attempt at nouveau artsy celebration of trailer trash culture did to poor Scarlett Johansson. Here’s Scarlett looking more like her rightfully sexy, sensuous self and less like Britney Spears’ retarded cousin. Take note, Esquire, boobies and doggies are what successful photoshoots are all about.
 

Britney spawn may really be a girl or something.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

It’s been nice, if a bit boring, being Britney-free since she popped out her second kid and went into hiding to lose her pregnancy bloat. (It’s good to see her “rumored” lipo and tummy tuck went well and that those bra-less boobs are pendulous as ever!)
But now several yawn-worthy stories are claiming that the kid […]

Table-top dancing is the secret to being BFF’s

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Forget loyalty, life-long friendship, or actually even liking each other–it’s a common love of table-top skanking dancing that keeps Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton BFF’s. Any girl knows it’s an unbreakable bond, really. And to me, it just proves that their whole BFF’s again thing is SO not a publicity stunt to promote their […]

Jessica Simpson: coming back from tranny-hood into insect-dom.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Hey, look who decided to stop snorting things so she can look normal and female for a couple of days! Well okay, as normal as you can look with those bug-eye sunglasses. I know I love to pick on her, and to be fair, she gives me plenty to work with, but she actually cleans […]

It’s what they get for being on her “friends” list.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Why anyone would want to be on Skank Queen Extraordinaire Paris Hilton’s friends list is beyond me (guaranteed naked pictures of her nasty flappy ass?) But people who were on her myspace friends list got a cheeky, frustrating spam and were plenty pissed, according to MSNBC’s The Scoop:
Several furious sources who are on the list […]

Scarlett Johansson is The Sexiest Woman Alive in Esquire’s Trailer Park

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

Oh my God, y’all. Somewhere in Malibu Britney’s having the last gum-smacking laugh at everyone who mocked her white trash style. Now her revenge is complete. Behold the glamorization of slack-jawed yokels: it’s Trailer Trash Chic.
Esquire magazine has named Scarlett Johansson The Sexiest Woman Alive and then trashed her up in this decidedly unfabulous photo […]

How about we “hypothetically” kick O.J. Simpson’s ass?

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

Somewhere in hell, Satan is giddily fluffing up pillows and getting out the good china in anticipation for his long-lost love O.J. Simpson’s arrival.
The National Enquirer reports that O.J. will be paid $3.5 million for writing the book “If I Did It,” which details the 1994 double murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and […]

Julieta Venegas: making the accordion HOT

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Mexican singer-songwriter Julieta Venegas recently won the best singer award at the MTV Latin Music Awards in Mexico City. She won a 2004 Latin Grammy for best vocal rock album, and she already has 4 nominations for this year’s Latin Grammy’s. Basically, bitch is hot, and her songs are even hotter. Her latest song, “Me […]

Even Paris Hilton knows she sucks

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

Well, at least the obvious doesn’t escape her: She knows that her and her wonky eye will make a piece of crap movie even crappier. But props to Page Six for continuing to call her a “celebutard”:
PARIS Hilton is desperately trying to distance herself from yet another movie fiasco.
The celebutard - whose screen credits include […]