Archive for November, 2006

Britney Spears loses her air of feminine mystery. And her underwear.

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Behold Britney Spears, once America’s bubble-gum pop princess, now America’s trashiest panty-less, crotch-flashing wonder. I guess it was only a matter of time before she publically disgraced herself with photos sure to embarrass her two children. And it only took about 7 days of hanging out with Paris Hilton. And one day of hanging out […]

Suri WASN’T a pillow after all!

Friday, November 17th, 2006

She’s really, really real! And she’s adorable. Suri Cruise made her first live photographic (UNphotoshopped!) appearance in Italy this week, where her parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will be having their wedding.

That’s right, I said her parents. I’ll accept that she’s really their child. I’ll be damned, she even looks like Tom. Which can […]

Fed-Ex, meet Karma. She’s a bitch.

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Maybe life is fair after all…Page Six reports the downright delicious details of K-Fed’s downfall:
NOW that Britney Spears has called a halt to Kevin Federline’s gravy train, the aspiring rapper is broke. Even before the split was announced, Spears told Fed-ex to fly himself to New York and get his own hotel room, an insider […]

Britney done went back to LOOOSIANA y’all!

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Neeeee-haa!! Britney Spears moseyed on down back home to get in touch with her trailer trash roots and to get her some country-fried grub. People magazine reports:
During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. – a Spears family favorite – […]

Snoop Dogg likes cannabis and sweet, sweet justice

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Snoop just keeps on keepin’ it real and just doin’ what he do, by confirming that he really does smoke weed every day.  And he gets a kick out of seeing some criminal justice being served by undercover investigative shows while he lights up.
The former drug dealer was asked by Stuff magazine what is the […]

Katie Holmes spends $3,000 on wedding lingerie

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

According to MSNBC’s The Scoop, Katie Holmes is hard at work keeping up the pretense of a heterosexual relationship with Tom Cruise:
Tom Cruise’s bride-to-be went to Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood and spent more than $3,000 on lacy underthings, more than $1,000 of which was for a “bridal collection” set.
Among the purchases: a Chantilly […]

More Blind Item Fun: like she didn’t already have the panty crickets!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Another ridiculously obvious Page Six item:
WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?
Bitch, please!!! As if she didn’t already have herpes and possibly worms from doing such savory, hygiene-minded things like using gas station restrooms barefoot and walking around needle-laden parking lots barefoot too. […]

Blind Item Fun: guess who’s lovin’ it at McDonalds again?

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Page Six ran a blind item that asked:
WHICH young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.
I guess that explains why she was out shopping only several days into her “rehab […]

WAIT. Does this mean Lindsay and Paris aren’t BFF?

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan called Paris Hilton a word that starts with “C” and ends in “UNT” in this video captured by Hollywood.com.
HEAVENS TO BETSEY, NO!! I’m clutching my pearls in astonishment! And this coming from such the well-behaved classy young lady we know Lindsay to be!
The best part is that right after clearly calling her the […]

Freakin. Finally. Britney Spears files for DEEE-vorce!

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Oh my God, y’all, she really did it. Divorce papers are on the web and everything.
You know, as much as I rag on her for being such a moron, I have to give her props for losing 190 pounds of loser-wigger-wannabe-rapper weight she’s been carrying around for years. Good for her.
And she’s getting rid of […]