Archive for November, 2006

The Hohan Horror Picture Show

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Not content to dress up as a whore for Halloween once, Lindsay Lohan did it twice. How this even counts as a Halloween costume, I don’t know, but I do know that Tim Curry worked the same outfit much better while singing how he was just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

K-Fed: Don’t quit your day job—Oh, wait…

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Shockingly, K-Fed’s debut album, Playing With Fire, was met with a pretty even mixture of derision, ridicule and disinterest.
TMZ.com says he was booed on Halloween after performing only one song:
Before the first beat dropped from his new song “Privilege,” Federleezy was bombarded with jeers from the costume-clad crowd at the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival. To […]

Jessica Simpson or Redneck Dorothy?

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

*Sigh* Here we are AGAIN, because Jessica Simpson makes it so easy to mock her…
But I simply could not let this disastrous, country-fried, “HEE-HAW” version of our beloved Wizard of Oz character go unpunished, so I have to say it: Bitch looks like Dorothy discovered a sudden fondness for Twinkies and fried coke.
1) WHAT […]