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Jessica Simpson looks like an escaped mental patient.

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Or perhaps a victim of domestic violence?

I can’t decide, but it does remind me of that joke: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nuthin’, you already told her twice! Ah, that one never fails to make me chuckle.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with her? Even her unflattering top, in all […]

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Ashlee Simpson’s new nose

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

Ashlee Simpson got a new nose around April 21, says Star magazine.
See how the bump she had before (left) disappeared in the picture (right) taken this past Saturday during her performance in West Palm Beach, FL.
Her new nose looks good, but unfortunately her singing still makes most people’s ears bleed.
And as fugly as Jessica has […]

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