Archive for the 'Beyonce Knowles' Category

Jay-Z REALLY doesn’t want to marry Beyonce

Friday, October 27th, 2006

All the banana-skirt shaking in the world ain’t gonna getcha that ring, B.
What’s a couple of million to a supersuccessful rapper if it means you can avoid buying an engagement ring, right?
The New York Post reports that Jay-Z gifted Beyonce with a Jean Michel Basquiat painting that cost “a couple of mil.”
Back. The Fuck. Up.
Let […]

Beyonce puts her dad in his place

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Beyonce has admitted that she and her manager dad have had their differences regarding control of her career. She’s had to tell him to back off and let her make her own decisions now that she’s an adult.
“It took awhile for me and my dad to have an understanding,” she says in excerpts from the […]

BET Awards style

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Time for some hooch-fashion slamming at the BET Awards!
Just kidding! Actually, I kinda liked Beyonce’s hoochie get-up. She rocked it even in spite of the barely-tame afro and the chunky legs that ended in fabulous shoes!
However—why is Vivica A. Fox’s face looking like a crazed tranny’s?

I must say though, despite the over-botoxed tranny-face and questionable […]