Dear Nicole Richie,
I love your extensions, you look good in yellow, and the flowers in the foreground make you look so sweet and cute, but then you had to go and add the skank element with your unrestrained, albeit petite, but nevertheless distracting and very-much-at-attention bosoms. PLEASE WEAR A BRA!!
Love ya, bitch!
From L to R: Roselyn Sanchez, Carmen Electra, Eva Longoria, Paulina Rubio and Constance Marie at the ALMA Awards.
The ALMA Awards are held by the National Council of La Raza (NCLR), and honors outstanding Latino artistic achievement in television, as well as positive portrayals of Hispanics.
With so much T&A, not to mention sequins and spangles, […]
Jessica Simpson is leading a one-woman brigade to make orange the latest, sexiest trend. Let’s see:
Badly permed orange librarian hair?–Check!
Obnoxious oompa-loompa shade of fake tan?–Check!
Ill-fitting creamsicle colored dress that looks like it’s strangling her boobs and crushing her ribs?-Check!
Oh Jessica, whoever is telling you this looks good just HATES you and must delight in making […]
Just kidding, I’m not sure what her tour is really called and I don’t care, but she sure does look pouty and unhappy in these pics of her walking around in the UK where she’s touring.
Aww, whatsa matter, Hil? Did someone just call you horsey-face or chiclet-teeth again? Outta blow Ice Breakers Ice Cube gum? […]
America’s jiggliest sweetheart Jessica Simpson got back to Los Angeles this week from Sydney, Australia where her sister Ashlee underwhelmed Australians with her amazing lack of talent hosted the MTV Video Awards.
Hmm, that reminds me: I think I want some milk.