Behold Britney Spears, once America’s bubble-gum pop princess, now America’s trashiest panty-less, crotch-flashing wonder. I guess it was only a matter of time before she publically disgraced herself with photos sure to embarrass her two children. And it only took about 7 days of hanging out with Paris Hilton. And one day of hanging out […]
She’s really, really real! And she’s adorable. Suri Cruise made her first live photographic (UNphotoshopped!) appearance in Italy this week, where her parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will be having their wedding.
That’s right, I said her parents. I’ll accept that she’s really their child. I’ll be damned, she even looks like Tom. Which can […]
Maybe life is fair after all…Page Six reports the downright delicious details of K-Fed’s downfall:
NOW that Britney Spears has called a halt to Kevin Federline’s gravy train, the aspiring rapper is broke. Even before the split was announced, Spears told Fed-ex to fly himself to New York and get his own hotel room, an insider […]
Neeeee-haa!! Britney Spears moseyed on down back home to get in touch with her trailer trash roots and to get her some country-fried grub. People magazine reports:
During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. – a Spears family favorite – […]
According to MSNBC’s The Scoop, Katie Holmes is hard at work keeping up the pretense of a heterosexual relationship with Tom Cruise:
Tom Cruise’s bride-to-be went to Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood and spent more than $3,000 on lacy underthings, more than $1,000 of which was for a “bridal collection” set.
Among the purchases: a Chantilly […]
Another ridiculously obvious Page Six item:
WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?
Bitch, please!!! As if she didn’t already have herpes and possibly worms from doing such savory, hygiene-minded things like using gas station restrooms barefoot and walking around needle-laden parking lots barefoot too. […]
Lindsay Lohan called Paris Hilton a word that starts with “C” and ends in “UNT” in this video captured by Hollywood.com.
HEAVENS TO BETSEY, NO!! I’m clutching my pearls in astonishment! And this coming from such the well-behaved classy young lady we know Lindsay to be!
The best part is that right after clearly calling her the […]
Oh my God, y’all, she really did it. Divorce papers are on the web and everything.
You know, as much as I rag on her for being such a moron, I have to give her props for losing 190 pounds of loser-wigger-wannabe-rapper weight she’s been carrying around for years. Good for her.
And she’s getting rid of […]
Not content to dress up as a whore for Halloween once, Lindsay Lohan did it twice. How this even counts as a Halloween costume, I don’t know, but I do know that Tim Curry worked the same outfit much better while singing how he was just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.
*Sigh* Here we are AGAIN, because Jessica Simpson makes it so easy to mock her…
But I simply could not let this disastrous, country-fried, “HEE-HAW” version of our beloved Wizard of Oz character go unpunished, so I have to say it: Bitch looks like Dorothy discovered a sudden fondness for Twinkies and fried coke.
1) WHAT […]