Behold Britney Spears, once America’s bubble-gum pop princess, now America’s trashiest panty-less, crotch-flashing wonder. I guess it was only a matter of time before she publically disgraced herself with photos sure to embarrass her two children. And it only took about 7 days of hanging out with Paris Hilton. And one day of hanging out […]
Maybe life is fair after all…Page Six reports the downright delicious details of K-Fed’s downfall:
NOW that Britney Spears has called a halt to Kevin Federline’s gravy train, the aspiring rapper is broke. Even before the split was announced, Spears told Fed-ex to fly himself to New York and get his own hotel room, an insider […]
Neeeee-haa!! Britney Spears moseyed on down back home to get in touch with her trailer trash roots and to get her some country-fried grub. People magazine reports:
During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. – a Spears family favorite – […]
Another ridiculously obvious Page Six item:
WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?
Bitch, please!!! As if she didn’t already have herpes and possibly worms from doing such savory, hygiene-minded things like using gas station restrooms barefoot and walking around needle-laden parking lots barefoot too. […]
Oh my God, y’all, she really did it. Divorce papers are on the web and everything.
You know, as much as I rag on her for being such a moron, I have to give her props for losing 190 pounds of loser-wigger-wannabe-rapper weight she’s been carrying around for years. Good for her.
And she’s getting rid of […]
Poor kid. As if being the offspring of the two dimmest bulbs in America isn’t bad enough.
TMZ.com must have, like, real reporters or something because they actually dug up a copy of Britney Spears’ and Kevin Federline’s second child’s birth certificate. The document confirms that it is a boy and his name is Jayden James. […]
It’s been nice, if a bit boring, being Britney-free since she popped out her second kid and went into hiding to lose her pregnancy bloat. (It’s good to see her “rumored” lipo and tummy tuck went well and that those bra-less boobs are pendulous as ever!)
But now several yawn-worthy stories are claiming that the kid […]
It appears Kevin Federline has 10 million reasons to keep partying on his wife’s dime, according to Page Six:
If he and wife Britney Spears ever split, he stands to get $10 million - millions more than has been reported. “Britney was leaving Kevin but then got pregnant again,” said a frustrated family friend. “He would […]
With Britney Spears out of commission due to her pregnancy, she hasn’t been able to do what she does best and attend to her regular attention whoring, paparazzi-baiting duties (you know that vain bitch won’t leave the house so people won’t see that she looks as huge as a house). But she can still do […]
Britney Spears has found a way to bring the unmerciful “false tabloids” to their knees: Sue them in Ireland and Britain, where the libel laws work in her favor.
She has won a settlement that require a retraction and apology for stories The National Enquirer printed that claimed her marriage to Kevin Federline was over. The […]