Archive for the 'Britney Spears' Category

Y’all remember how Britney Spears wanted her privacy??

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Apparently she seems to think that the best way to get that privacy is by practically showing her privates??
Seems Britney Spears has ignored my pleas of “Put that shit away, girl! Nobody wants to see your pregnant hillbilly bidness all up in everyone’s face!!” But hey, good to know she’s still drinking her delusion juice […]

No wonder she was such a mess

Monday, June 19th, 2006

It was pretty obvious to anyone with eyes and ears that Britney did everything herself for last week’s interview with Matt Lauer. There’s no other way she could have looked so messy and sounded like such an idiot. And judging from what the New York Post reported, it sounds like she refused her publicists’ and […]

She’s a dirty, nasty ghetto hick!

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Just when you thought she couldn’t be any more disgusting or more “country,” Britney goes and does shit like this, pun intended. Us Weekly said:
One June 4, Britney Spears, 24, with 9-month-old son Sean in tow, picked up pink thongs at a Victoria’s Secret in Mission Viejo, California. Her next order of, uh, business? Changing […]

Britney and K-Fed play pretend for the tabloids

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Oh, look! It’s a transparent effort to dispel the tabloid rumors that they hate each other and are divorcing.
And isn’t it convincing? Don’t they look like the picture of marital bliss?
Okay, maybe they look more confused, like they don’t even recognize each other because they’ve avoided each other for months.

And doesn’t Kevin just look THRILLED […]

I’m cryin’ and lyin’ on Tee-vay, y’all

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Britney Spears, our favorite white trash trainwreck with no neck and linebacker shoulders, took to the airwaves again, this time in a ploy for public sympathy. In this interview with Matt Lauer, she denied the divorce rumors, insisted that paparazzi cross the line invading her privacy, and cried trailer trash tears that underneath all the […]

Britney loves working out for the paparazzi

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

Maybe she got tired of the whole world calling her fat and decided to trade in her Starbucks for the Stairmaster?
Nah, she’ll never give up the Starbucks!
Still, here she is on June 4, working out at the Ritz-Carlton Laguna Niguel in Dana Point, California. Is that a sarcastic smile I spy on Ms. Spears? […]

Kevin Federline cashes in on Britney while he still can

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

Well, it’s good to know this Britney Spears-Kevin Federline trainwreck is still rolling full steam ahead with no signs of stopping, divorce or no divorce. The British tabloid The Sun reports:
KEVIN FEDERLINE is cashing in on BRITNEY SPEARS before they officially split up.
I hear from my source in the States that Kevin has been signing […]

Of course he’d sell Britney out to the tabloids!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Well, I guess Kevin Federline never claimed to have any redeeming qualities, and he’s making sure nobody forgets it.
Kevin Federline shelled out $300,000 for a wristwatch without telling his wife first, according to Us Weekly. Perhaps it’s no co-incidence that that’s the exact amount the aspiring rap star reportedly was paid to record an album […]

Look Ma! Both hands! Britney and SPF are walkin’ on sunshine

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Britney Spears and son Sean Preston were enjoying sunny days, caught in the rare act of flashing some genuine smiles in L.A. I must say, even as a hardened Britney basher, the smiles and candid mother-son bonding do a lot to soften Britney’s much-criticized image as a bad mom.
Of course, it helps that good-for-nothing-gold-digging K-Fed […]

Britney kicks Kevin out for the 3,417th time

Friday, May 26th, 2006

The Daily Mirror, bastion of reliable and accurate journalism that it is, is reporting that Britney Spears came back from her New York trip last week to find her husband Kevin Federline drinking and smoking weed with his buddies in the house, so she’s kicked him out, yet again. And surprise, surprise, she’s really […]