Get Lionel Richie and the Commodores ready, Britney Spears needs them to follow her around singing her new theme song.
Leave it to Britney, queen of all that is trashy, to turn $300 shoes and an otherwise cute sundress into a $5 Blue Light Special from K-Mart. In a tragic display of her true lack of […]
She is doing waaaay too much stupid shit for me to keep up with–she needs to stop, I need a break from typing her damn name.
Wise and classy girl that she is, she put the above picture on her website seemingly in retaliation to everyone criticizing her every (frequent and dangerous) mistake regarding her kid. […]
TMZ caught Britney Spears as she was coming out of a NYC hotel this Thursday afternoon and almost dropped her son Sean Preston.
Britney was holding a drink in her right hand and Sean in her left as she maneuvered through a crowd of onlookers. Britney moves through the crowd and then she suddenly trips, the […]
Britney is giving Kevin a “clean up or get out” ultimatum–sort of, reports Us Weekly.
“Britney gave Kevin an ultimatum, and they are continuously revising it. She wants him to respect her and the baby, and if he doesn’t then she has let him know he is out,” says one source close to the couple.
What the […]
So I was as happy as the next person to hear the story about how Britney might be trying to grow a brain and spring a surprise divorce on that miserable leech of a husband of hers, but by now I’ve learned you can never overestimate that girl. Plus it was reported by the ghetto […]
Ahh, a day without Britney looking stupid is like a day without fresh air. It’s just not possible!
I’m thinking she’s embracing her deep South Louisiana roots by driving around with curlers in her hair. Reminds me of Flo from the TV show Alice, just gettin’ off work from the diner. And you just know she […]
Observe the Kevin Federline, loserwigger retardus, in his natural habitat, the liquor store.
See how he stalks the rows of vodka and tequila seemingly confused by the words on the labels, only to be predictably distracted by the fridge of forties, his natural dietary staple for sustenance in the wild of the suburbs, which he cannot […]
So Sandra Dee wannabe Britney Spears up there decided to raid Laura Bush’s closet and go on Letterman to confirm the obvious news that she is indeed sperminated with another unfortunate little recipient of the worst possible combination of DNA ever.
So she’s pregnant. Fine. We all make stupid decisions all the time and she has […]
Looks like Britney Spears just might have a stylist on her payroll once again and is actually listening to him or her. She went from this:
To this:
Her momma must be so proud, she’s even wearing shoes! Just hope she don’t start gettin’ all uppity and thinkin’ she’s better’n the rest of us unshod folk.
She was […]
In absolutely shocking news, The Sunday Mirror confirms what the world thought all along: Britney Spears is a childish and spoiled moron who can’t act her way out of a paper bag, according to her own acting coach!
The acting coach, who has worked with some of the biggest stars in Hollywood, said: “Britney is an […]