Jessica Simpson thought it would be a good idea to cut up her grandmother’s doily into a slutty dress and wear it to this event. And although it shows off her two best assets (Hello! Front and center!), it also highlights her suddenly stumpy looking legs and linebacker shoulders.
Damn this whole messy divorce from Nick […]
Jessica Simpson has found out the hard way that everyone is on Nick’s team instead of hers. Even more pathetic, she’s resorted to buying her own “Team Jessica” t-shirts from trendy L.A. store Kitson because nobody else will.
According to Star magazine, Jess visited the store on May 24 and plunked down $10,000 on clothes, including […]
Well, without makeup that is. Maybe she’s coming from a workout after seemingly falling off the cocaine diet? Surprisingly, she only looks a little ghastly and washed out, minor pimples but pretty average, not too fug. I’m kind of impressed.
I would recommend, however, that she follow her sister Ashlee and get a more feminine nose […]
Cacee Cobb is now the ex-assistant to Jessica Simpson! And it looks like one of Hollywood’s best known hangers-on may be needing that time to spend lots of time with her best friend’s ex-husband, Nick Lachey.
“Cacee Cobb is no longer working for Jess,” blabbed an über-connected excitable source at the clubby soiree. “But she’s hanging […]
Jessica Simpson is leading a one-woman brigade to make orange the latest, sexiest trend. Let’s see:
Badly permed orange librarian hair?–Check!
Obnoxious oompa-loompa shade of fake tan?–Check!
Ill-fitting creamsicle colored dress that looks like it’s strangling her boobs and crushing her ribs?-Check!
Oh Jessica, whoever is telling you this looks good just HATES you and must delight in making […]
I’m not sure why Jessica Simpson is looking like a panic-stricken deer right before its final confrontation with a Mack truck, but I do know that the look, complete with teased hair in the washed out shade of Nice ‘n Easy #367 Trailer Trash Blond, does NOT become her.
I suspect it all started with her […]
In a genius public relations move sure to send Joe Simpson into damage control overdrive, Nick Lachey finally spoke about his divorce from Jessica Simpson to Rolling Stone magazine.
In the tearstained, melodramatic article, Nick cries as he admits he still loves Jessica, cries some more, says he basically won’t believe or even deal with the […]
America’s jiggliest sweetheart Jessica Simpson got back to Los Angeles this week from Sydney, Australia where her sister Ashlee underwhelmed Australians with her amazing lack of talent hosted the MTV Video Awards.
Hmm, that reminds me: I think I want some milk.