She’s really, really real! And she’s adorable. Suri Cruise made her first live photographic (UNphotoshopped!) appearance in Italy this week, where her parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will be having their wedding.
That’s right, I said her parents. I’ll accept that she’s really their child. I’ll be damned, she even looks like Tom. Which can […]
According to MSNBC’s The Scoop, Katie Holmes is hard at work keeping up the pretense of a heterosexual relationship with Tom Cruise:
Tom Cruise’s bride-to-be went to Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood and spent more than $3,000 on lacy underthings, more than $1,000 of which was for a “bridal collection” set.
Among the purchases: a Chantilly […]
Vanity Fair finally published the pictures of Suri Cruise taken by Annie Liebovitz. In the accompanying article, Katie Holmes describes how she feels about the media scrutiny surrounding her new family, and what it feels like to be a mom.
Some of the crap that’s out there - the stuff that’s said about my parents and […]
Katie Holmes is like, nursing. Or something. Well, that’s what Tom wants us to believe, anyway.
And NO I don’t think it’s “just an accident, it could happen to anyone” sort of thing. Please. These people KNOW they will be photographed in a resolution that makes the world intimately acquainted with each and every one of […]
Ever since he lost his goddamned mind drunk on power and decided to change Katie-I-sold-my-soul Holmes’ name to the more mature and womanly “Kate,” I’ve been hellbent on a new mission: to track his ass down and yell “KATIE! KATIE! KATIEEEE!!!!” in his face at the top of my lungs just to piss him off […]
Katie Holmes may be looking dejected, feeling a little lost, and starting to wonder just what the hell she’s gotten herself into, but she is NOT letting her ginormous belly get in the way of shopping for some bitching high heels, a must for every pregnant woman in her 16th month.
Way to spend that “rumored” […]