Behold Britney Spears, once America’s bubble-gum pop princess, now America’s trashiest panty-less, crotch-flashing wonder. I guess it was only a matter of time before she publically disgraced herself with photos sure to embarrass her two children. And it only took about 7 days of hanging out with Paris Hilton. And one day of hanging out […]
Lindsay Lohan called Paris Hilton a word that starts with “C” and ends in “UNT” in this video captured by Hollywood.com.
HEAVENS TO BETSEY, NO!! I’m clutching my pearls in astonishment! And this coming from such the well-behaved classy young lady we know Lindsay to be!
The best part is that right after clearly calling her the […]
Not content to dress up as a whore for Halloween once, Lindsay Lohan did it twice. How this even counts as a Halloween costume, I don’t know, but I do know that Tim Curry worked the same outfit much better while singing how he was just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.
Lindsay Lohan was an ’80’s aerobics instructor whore who looked like she belonged on the set of Fame or Flashdance. She clearly loves the 80’s. And being slutty.
Paris Hilton as a policewoman whore. Although “whore” is more of a constant state of being for her and the only reason I know she’s wearing a costume […]
Never believe it’s not so!
Lindsay Lohan had a crack-tastic Saturday night/Sunday morning, by the looks of this TMZ.com report:
At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see […]
What, is she taking a cue from Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton on how to best look like a tranny? Is it a new trend, stuffing a sock in your pantyhose/ridiculously short dress ensemble and then flashing photographers as you get into a car? Or is it just plain old penis envy? If the free […]
Since her Hermes bag with $1 million worth of jewelry and “asthma medicine” was found and returned to her by a chauffeur, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t even thanked the man, according to Page Six.
Tom Webster, the driver who found the star’s missing Hermes bag that was stuffed with $1 million worth of jewelry and her asthma […]
So this is turning out to be a deeeelicious week for schadenfreude. Justice and Karma are doing pretty well too. And I’m thisclose to pissing myself from the sheer joy. It’s like Christmas came early for me this year…
First Paris gets arrested for DUI. Now Lindsay is crying because she was too stupid to keep […]
Ha! This should be the final clue to Lindsay Lohan that NO ONE IS BUYING THAT HEAT EXHAUSTION B.S.!!!
She received the above letter from the CEO of Morgan Creek films, which is producing her latest film, “Georgia Rule.” Click on the letter to read how he tells her point-blank that nobody believes her excuses about […]
Lindsay Lohan visited human oil slick and jerk extraordinaire Brandon Davis in rehab last week, according to E!’s Ted Casablanca.
Seems none other than Lindsay Lohan, whom Brandon dubbed Firecrotch in his beyond-awful taped tirade, actually came by. This according to beachy witnesses who assure me Ms. L. was def visiting the man who weeks earlier […]