Archive for the 'Lindsay Lohan' Category

New Lindsay Lohan boobies, anyone?

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday recently and looks like she got herself a brand spankin’ (pun totally intended) new pair of boobies as a present. Life & Style apparently also threw her a $100,000 birthday party, including a cake with one of her many red carpet shots on it. The pic below shows us it […]

Lindsay does “things” in the bathroom

Monday, June 19th, 2006

Seems some of Lindsay Lohan’s extracurricular activities are catching up with her. She was caught red-handed doing an unspecified something at a recent Calvin Klein party last week, as the New York Daily News reports:
According to witnesses, a gentleman identified as “a gay friend” entered the ladies’ room…
“He was saying out loud in explanation, […]

Meow, bitch: The Paris vs. Lindsay celeb bitchfight is still going strong

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Despite reports that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had made up and were on speaking terms after the Brandon Davis “Firecrotch” debacle, it looks like the two are at it again. Page Six reports:
PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan […]

Lindsay Lohan is the oldest looking 19-year-old ever

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Hey Lindsay, 1994 called. It wants its “heroin chic” look back. And all its heroin.
No wait! I’ve got a better one…

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded
Actually, this reminds me of my favorite quote ever by Lindsay herself:

“It’s like, yeah, motherfucker, I’m fine.”

Lindsay Lohan pisses off Anna Wintour

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan has been desperately hanging on to fashion power players, hoping they will offer her a deal to be the face of a high end couture house. Hence her many photographs with Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld. But Lindsay better watch her step, since Page Six reports Vogue “editrix” Anna Wintour was NOT AMUSED with […]

Hohan plays dress-up as Elizabeth Taylor

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Dang, Elizabeth Taylor would turn over in her grave. Well, if she were dead…but I can’t be bothered with such details…
Here’s more of Lindsay Lohan trying to emulate the great Liz Taylor in her prime. Which is a great idea, because we all know how great and enchanted Elizabeth Taylor’s life turned out (8 marriages, […]

Lindsay Lohan does all of Paris Hilton’s exes

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Turns out the reason Paris Hilton had greaseball Brandon Davis do her dirty work and deliver the infamously vicious attack against Lindsay Lohan is because Lindsay slept with her ex-fiance, Paris Latsis. Never mind that Lindsay was also recently seen repeatedly partying and going home with Paris’ latest ex, Stavros Niarchos.
So Paris really expects Lindsay […]

Paris and Lindsay are sooo NOT BFF’s

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

In what seems like the umpteenth round of a celebrity bitchfight between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, TMZ has video of oily heir and Paris pal Brandon Davis delivering a verbal smackdown against Lohan, after a long hard night of clubbing. It also shows Paris giggling uncontrollably in the background, holding up her cell […]

Lindsay and Nicole are BFF’s again!

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie never miss an opportunity to be photographed, so here they are at the 13th Annual Race to Erase MS event in their fabulous and ridiculously expensive designer threads.
Okay, sometimes they’re just ridiculous, period. You’d think Lindsay would’ve learned by now that potato sacks are NOT flattering on her, but:

Nicole is […]

Just Morgan Mayhem’s luck!

Friday, May 12th, 2006

It’s Friday and time for Ted Casablanca’s Blind Vice!!! [EOnline]
It’s widely rumored, or alleged (whatever keeps lawsuits at bay) that Lindsay Lohan is the hellcat Morgan Mayhem, but even if it’s not, isn’t it just as believable? I only write about her ass everyday because she manages to do something stupid EVERY DAY!
Once upon a […]