So how bad is it when you look like you’re at least as old as your mom? Is it worse than dating men who are your dad’s age?
These are the burning, critically important questions that Lindsay Lohan desperately needs the answers to, even if she didn’t ask.
The sick thing is that at this point, […]
Lindsay Lohan was reportedly whoring it up with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, immediately after the two had publicly split, according to Life & Style magazine.
Just hours after Hilton recently left the U.S. for Australia, Niarchos was spotted “sipping cocktails and dirty dancing” at L.A. club Element with Lohan.
“Lindsay was all over […]
Or maybe technically three words, but whatever, the feeling remains the same: Oh, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!!!
This white nightie and black leggings are a world of NO, a match made in fug fashion hell! And what is up with that chain across her chest? It’s not a purse, since that huge-ass hobo bag/bowling ball bag […]
Okay, I want some of the drugs Lindsay Lohan is on. Because seriously:
WTF is she thinking? Behold, Lindsay’s internal monologue:
“I’m going to be so cutting edge if I invent a new pose. It will be, like, so avante garde, or whatever Marc Jacobs said at lunch the other day, AND NOT AWKWARD-LOOKING AT ALL, and […]
Lindsay Lohan was recently hanging out with her 11-year-old sister Aliana and passing on the fashion evils of leggings and tapered jeans.
Um, I hate saying mean things about children (okay, that’s a lie, I do it with glee), but what an unfortunate-looking little girl. Homely, even. I’d add some more jokes about her hitting every […]
In things totally newsworthy, Hohan has returned to her red roots after learning her black hair made her look like a strung-out, homely version of Morticia Addams. In addition to being the only hair color that she can get away with, it makes more sense, since you know what they say about redheads: Red in […]
Fuck! I so totally said NOT Xtina’s hairstylist!