Lindsay Lohan was an ’80’s aerobics instructor whore who looked like she belonged on the set of Fame or Flashdance. She clearly loves the 80’s. And being slutty.
Paris Hilton as a policewoman whore. Although “whore” is more of a constant state of being for her and the only reason I know she’s wearing a costume […]
Never believe it’s not so!
Lindsay Lohan had a crack-tastic Saturday night/Sunday morning, by the looks of this TMZ.com report:
At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see […]
Poor kid. As if being the offspring of the two dimmest bulbs in America isn’t bad enough.
TMZ.com must have, like, real reporters or something because they actually dug up a copy of Britney Spears’ and Kevin Federline’s second child’s birth certificate. The document confirms that it is a boy and his name is Jayden James. […]
It’s been nice, if a bit boring, being Britney-free since she popped out her second kid and went into hiding to lose her pregnancy bloat. (It’s good to see her “rumored” lipo and tummy tuck went well and that those bra-less boobs are pendulous as ever!)
But now several yawn-worthy stories are claiming that the kid […]
Hey, look who decided to stop snorting things so she can look normal and female for a couple of days! Well okay, as normal as you can look with those bug-eye sunglasses. I know I love to pick on her, and to be fair, she gives me plenty to work with, but she actually cleans […]
What, is she taking a cue from Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton on how to best look like a tranny? Is it a new trend, stuffing a sock in your pantyhose/ridiculously short dress ensemble and then flashing photographers as you get into a car? Or is it just plain old penis envy? If the free […]
It appears Kevin Federline has 10 million reasons to keep partying on his wife’s dime, according to Page Six:
If he and wife Britney Spears ever split, he stands to get $10 million - millions more than has been reported. “Britney was leaving Kevin but then got pregnant again,” said a frustrated family friend. “He would […]
More photographic evidence to throw into the mystifying but ever-growing “What the hell is happening to Jessica Simpson” pile.
Just one question: Is “she” pre-op or post-op?
Well, hey if this whole singing/acting thing fails, she can still get work at tranny shows impersonating herself. And charging people $3 to take a picture with a faded has-been, […]
Since her Hermes bag with $1 million worth of jewelry and “asthma medicine” was found and returned to her by a chauffeur, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t even thanked the man, according to Page Six.
Tom Webster, the driver who found the star’s missing Hermes bag that was stuffed with $1 million worth of jewelry and her asthma […]
Or perhaps a victim of domestic violence?
I can’t decide, but it does remind me of that joke: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nuthin’, you already told her twice! Ah, that one never fails to make me chuckle.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with her? Even her unflattering top, in all […]