So this is turning out to be a deeeelicious week for schadenfreude. Justice and Karma are doing pretty well too. And I’m thisclose to pissing myself from the sheer joy. It’s like Christmas came early for me this year…
First Paris gets arrested for DUI. Now Lindsay is crying because she was too stupid to keep […]
Vanity Fair finally published the pictures of Suri Cruise taken by Annie Liebovitz. In the accompanying article, Katie Holmes describes how she feels about the media scrutiny surrounding her new family, and what it feels like to be a mom.
Some of the crap that’s out there - the stuff that’s said about my parents and […]
This is just further proof that dog owners eventually begin to look like their dogs. And that Ken Paves must either hate Jessica or suck at doing hair. Or both. Isn’t the resemblance to her own dog Daisy simply astounding? They could be twins! But Daisy’s cuter.
So let me get this straight: a racy (by 1950’s schoolmarm standards) photoshoot for OK! magazine was deemed too slutty according to Jessica Simpson’s mom, but THIS is okay?
And the Simpsons still wonder why everyone always calls them dysfunctional hyprocritical sell-out, pimp-your-own-daughters-for-a-buck FREAKS. Okay, so maybe by “everyone” I mean just me, and by “always” […]
Ha! This should be the final clue to Lindsay Lohan that NO ONE IS BUYING THAT HEAT EXHAUSTION B.S.!!!
She received the above letter from the CEO of Morgan Creek films, which is producing her latest film, “Georgia Rule.” Click on the letter to read how he tells her point-blank that nobody believes her excuses about […]
With Britney Spears out of commission due to her pregnancy, she hasn’t been able to do what she does best and attend to her regular attention whoring, paparazzi-baiting duties (you know that vain bitch won’t leave the house so people won’t see that she looks as huge as a house). But she can still do […]
Britney Spears has found a way to bring the unmerciful “false tabloids” to their knees: Sue them in Ireland and Britain, where the libel laws work in her favor.
She has won a settlement that require a retraction and apology for stories The National Enquirer printed that claimed her marriage to Kevin Federline was over. The […]
For once Star magazine has a true story on their cover! There’s a new laser lipo technique that melts fat and tightens skin, is safer and less invasive than regular lipo! Apparently it is already available in Britain, Australia, Asia and Italy, but is still awaiting FDA approval in the U.S.
Okay, my only question is, […]
Jessica Simpson spent her 26th birthday in Cabo with her hairstylist and main gay, Ken Paves (in spite of my repeated pleas to fire him because of his repeated attempts to give her either the “rat’s nest” look, or the “matronly clown with orange hair” look.) But poor Jessica must think he’s her BFF since […]
Lindsay Lohan visited human oil slick and jerk extraordinaire Brandon Davis in rehab last week, according to E!’s Ted Casablanca.
Seems none other than Lindsay Lohan, whom Brandon dubbed Firecrotch in his beyond-awful taped tirade, actually came by. This according to beachy witnesses who assure me Ms. L. was def visiting the man who weeks earlier […]