It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday recently and looks like she got herself a brand spankin’ (pun totally intended) new pair of boobies as a present. Life & Style apparently also threw her a $100,000 birthday party, including a cake with one of her many red carpet shots on it. The pic below shows us it […]
Apparently she seems to think that the best way to get that privacy is by practically showing her privates??
Seems Britney Spears has ignored my pleas of “Put that shit away, girl! Nobody wants to see your pregnant hillbilly bidness all up in everyone’s face!!” But hey, good to know she’s still drinking her delusion juice […]
Praise Photoshop! Jessica Simpson’s freaky torpedo boobs decided to make an uplifting appearance in Maxim’s June issue, even after that unfortunate orange incident, remember? No? Why let me refresh your memory:
And even though Maxim readers will never actually read it, Maxim decided to humor Jessica by actually interviewing her. Some of my favorite parts:
Jessica Simpson: […]
Seems some of Lindsay Lohan’s extracurricular activities are catching up with her. She was caught red-handed doing an unspecified something at a recent Calvin Klein party last week, as the New York Daily News reports:
According to witnesses, a gentleman identified as “a gay friend” entered the ladies’ room…
“He was saying out loud in explanation, […]
It was pretty obvious to anyone with eyes and ears that Britney did everything herself for last week’s interview with Matt Lauer. There’s no other way she could have looked so messy and sounded like such an idiot. And judging from what the New York Post reported, it sounds like she refused her publicists’ and […]
I mean, that’s why you usually do Maxim, right? Cause your career needs a boost? Jessica Simpson shows off her jiggly lady parts in Maxim’s June issue so people will start paying attention to her for something other than her amazing ability to suck at her actual “job” as a singer, actress, professional idiot, what […]
Just when you thought she couldn’t be any more disgusting or more “country,” Britney goes and does shit like this, pun intended. Us Weekly said:
One June 4, Britney Spears, 24, with 9-month-old son Sean in tow, picked up pink thongs at a Victoria’s Secret in Mission Viejo, California. Her next order of, uh, business? Changing […]
Despite reports that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had made up and were on speaking terms after the Brandon Davis “Firecrotch” debacle, it looks like the two are at it again. Page Six reports:
PARIS Hilton is so upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Greek playboy Stavros Niarchos, she screamed insults at Lohan […]
Hey Lindsay, 1994 called. It wants its “heroin chic” look back. And all its heroin.
No wait! I’ve got a better one…
Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded
Actually, this reminds me of my favorite quote ever by Lindsay herself:
“It’s like, yeah, motherfucker, I’m fine.”
Oh, look! It’s a transparent effort to dispel the tabloid rumors that they hate each other and are divorcing.
And isn’t it convincing? Don’t they look like the picture of marital bliss?
Okay, maybe they look more confused, like they don’t even recognize each other because they’ve avoided each other for months.
And doesn’t Kevin just look THRILLED […]