Britney Spears, our favorite white trash trainwreck with no neck and linebacker shoulders, took to the airwaves again, this time in a ploy for public sympathy. In this interview with Matt Lauer, she denied the divorce rumors, insisted that paparazzi cross the line invading her privacy, and cried trailer trash tears that underneath all the […]
What in the name of psychedelic rainbows and unicorns is she wearing? That can’t possibly be a dress! It looks like something straight out of Mariah Carey’s deranged acid-induced dreams!!
And the tragic avocado colored sweater! Did she get cold or did she throw it on after someone snickered at how unsightly and alarming this dress […]
Maybe she got tired of the whole world calling her fat and decided to trade in her Starbucks for the Stairmaster?
Nah, she’ll never give up the Starbucks!
Still, here she is on June 4, working out at the Ritz-Carlton Laguna Niguel in Dana Point, California. Is that a sarcastic smile I spy on Ms. Spears? […]
Lindsay Lohan has been desperately hanging on to fashion power players, hoping they will offer her a deal to be the face of a high end couture house. Hence her many photographs with Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld. But Lindsay better watch her step, since Page Six reports Vogue “editrix” Anna Wintour was NOT AMUSED with […]
Well, it’s good to know this Britney Spears-Kevin Federline trainwreck is still rolling full steam ahead with no signs of stopping, divorce or no divorce. The British tabloid The Sun reports:
KEVIN FEDERLINE is cashing in on BRITNEY SPEARS before they officially split up.
I hear from my source in the States that Kevin has been signing […]
Jessica Simpson thought it would be a good idea to cut up her grandmother’s doily into a slutty dress and wear it to this event. And although it shows off her two best assets (Hello! Front and center!), it also highlights her suddenly stumpy looking legs and linebacker shoulders.
Damn this whole messy divorce from Nick […]
Well, I guess Kevin Federline never claimed to have any redeeming qualities, and he’s making sure nobody forgets it.
Kevin Federline shelled out $300,000 for a wristwatch without telling his wife first, according to Us Weekly. Perhaps it’s no co-incidence that that’s the exact amount the aspiring rap star reportedly was paid to record an album […]
Jessica Simpson has found out the hard way that everyone is on Nick’s team instead of hers. Even more pathetic, she’s resorted to buying her own “Team Jessica” t-shirts from trendy L.A. store Kitson because nobody else will.
According to Star magazine, Jess visited the store on May 24 and plunked down $10,000 on clothes, including […]
Britney Spears and son Sean Preston were enjoying sunny days, caught in the rare act of flashing some genuine smiles in L.A. I must say, even as a hardened Britney basher, the smiles and candid mother-son bonding do a lot to soften Britney’s much-criticized image as a bad mom.
Of course, it helps that good-for-nothing-gold-digging K-Fed […]
The Daily Mirror, bastion of reliable and accurate journalism that it is, is reporting that Britney Spears came back from her New York trip last week to find her husband Kevin Federline drinking and smoking weed with his buddies in the house, so she’s kicked him out, yet again. And surprise, surprise, she’s really […]