Archive for the 'Celebrity Gossip' Category

Are there “violently psychotic supermegabitch management” classes?

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

Naomi Campbell was arrested Wednesday for assault AGAIN, this time for attacking a woman in London who was her drug counsellor and badly scratching her “all over the face.”
This is the latest installment in the long line of assaults on her employees with her weapon of choice: cellphones. The Daily Dish reports on Naomi’s existing, […]

Parade of Fug: Moet & Chandon’s Masked Ball

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

I didn’t know they still had masked balls anywhere, but the theme of this one seemed to be “Fugging Up Otherwise Elegant Evening Wear.” I don’t know who that fashionista is up there, but that thing looks like gold and silver are in a violent race to attack her face.
Witness Kate Moss and Pete […]

Jayden James sounds like a porn star name.

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Poor kid. As if being the offspring of the two dimmest bulbs in America isn’t bad enough.
TMZ.com must have, like, real reporters or something because they actually dug up a copy of Britney Spears’ and Kevin Federline’s second child’s birth certificate. The document confirms that it is a boy and his name is Jayden James. […]

Madonna goes on Oprah to defend her adoption mess

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Now that the father of Madonna’s adoptee-in-progress David Banda has changed his tune, Madonna is set to go on Oprah, according to People.com.
On Sunday, the child’s father, Yohane Banda, 32, told the AP he didn’t realize Madonna had intended to take the toddler “for good” when he agreed to the adoption.
“Our understanding was that they […]

Scarlett Johansson de-trailerized by Allure

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Allure magazine thankfully undid what Esquire magazine’s attempt at nouveau artsy celebration of trailer trash culture did to poor Scarlett Johansson. Here’s Scarlett looking more like her rightfully sexy, sensuous self and less like Britney Spears’ retarded cousin. Take note, Esquire, boobies and doggies are what successful photoshoots are all about.
 

Britney spawn may really be a girl or something.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

It’s been nice, if a bit boring, being Britney-free since she popped out her second kid and went into hiding to lose her pregnancy bloat. (It’s good to see her “rumored” lipo and tummy tuck went well and that those bra-less boobs are pendulous as ever!)
But now several yawn-worthy stories are claiming that the kid […]

Table-top dancing is the secret to being BFF’s

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Forget loyalty, life-long friendship, or actually even liking each other–it’s a common love of table-top skanking dancing that keeps Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton BFF’s. Any girl knows it’s an unbreakable bond, really. And to me, it just proves that their whole BFF’s again thing is SO not a publicity stunt to promote their […]

Jessica Simpson: coming back from tranny-hood into insect-dom.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Hey, look who decided to stop snorting things so she can look normal and female for a couple of days! Well okay, as normal as you can look with those bug-eye sunglasses. I know I love to pick on her, and to be fair, she gives me plenty to work with, but she actually cleans […]

It’s what they get for being on her “friends” list.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Why anyone would want to be on Skank Queen Extraordinaire Paris Hilton’s friends list is beyond me (guaranteed naked pictures of her nasty flappy ass?) But people who were on her myspace friends list got a cheeky, frustrating spam and were plenty pissed, according to MSNBC’s The Scoop:
Several furious sources who are on the list […]

Scarlett Johansson is The Sexiest Woman Alive in Esquire’s Trailer Park

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

Oh my God, y’all. Somewhere in Malibu Britney’s having the last gum-smacking laugh at everyone who mocked her white trash style. Now her revenge is complete. Behold the glamorization of slack-jawed yokels: it’s Trailer Trash Chic.
Esquire magazine has named Scarlett Johansson The Sexiest Woman Alive and then trashed her up in this decidedly unfabulous photo […]