Somewhere in hell, Satan is giddily fluffing up pillows and getting out the good china in anticipation for his long-lost love O.J. Simpson’s arrival.
The National Enquirer reports that O.J. will be paid $3.5 million for writing the book “If I Did It,” which details the 1994 double murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and […]
Mexican singer-songwriter Julieta Venegas recently won the best singer award at the MTV Latin Music Awards in Mexico City. She won a 2004 Latin Grammy for best vocal rock album, and she already has 4 nominations for this year’s Latin Grammy’s. Basically, bitch is hot, and her songs are even hotter. Her latest song, “Me […]
Well, at least the obvious doesn’t escape her: She knows that her and her wonky eye will make a piece of crap movie even crappier. But props to Page Six for continuing to call her a “celebutard”:
PARIS Hilton is desperately trying to distance herself from yet another movie fiasco.
The celebutard - whose screen credits include […]
Page Six reports:
TYRA Banks has advised her porn-star lookalike, Tyra Banxxx, to quit the business and find a more respectable job. But her campaign backfired. Banxxx just shot a new hard-core video that cheekily parodies Banks called “America’s Next Top Porn Model,” in which women compete by performing sex acts. Banxxx tells avn.com, “I love […]
What, is she taking a cue from Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton on how to best look like a tranny? Is it a new trend, stuffing a sock in your pantyhose/ridiculously short dress ensemble and then flashing photographers as you get into a car? Or is it just plain old penis envy? If the free […]
Coke whores.
What?!? Just a little fun word association game I play sometimes. You try it!
Answers will vary of course but FYI, “Haggard,” “Distractingly hairy chest” and “co-dependent, enabling relationship” would also be acceptable.
It appears Kevin Federline has 10 million reasons to keep partying on his wife’s dime, according to Page Six:
If he and wife Britney Spears ever split, he stands to get $10 million - millions more than has been reported. “Britney was leaving Kevin but then got pregnant again,” said a frustrated family friend. “He would […]
So Shanna Moakler is taking over Shannen Doherty’s former duties of kicking Paris Hilton’s ass in nightclubs because Paris dared to skank around with her husband. According to TMZ.com, both Paris and Shanna “filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each was attacked. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris’ ex […]
Mariah Carey should look into getting more lipo because as it is, she’s giving Miss Piggy a serious run for her money. Well, if Miss Piggy were a hooker. She looks like she’s about to inhale the microphone in that picture. Damn Mariah relax, you can have your 2 buckets of KFC after the show, […]
Floppy pancakes, anyone? Mmm, extra herpes…
Yep, it’s Paris Hilton doing what she does best, skanking around and flashing her not-at-all-private parts. How can something be so gross and yet so boring and predictable at the same time? You’d think they’d be contradictory reactions, but Parisite Hilton has made me simultaneously yawn and recoil in horror. […]