Archive for the 'Celebrity Gossip' Category

John Travolta likes kisses.

Friday, September 1st, 2006

Big gay kisses, that is. Let this be a lesson to all you white leisure suit-wearing, Bee-Gee’s disco hits-dancing 70’s movie heartthrobs everywhere: Scientology turns you gay. This picture is proof positive. Let’s get a closeup of this golden moment, shall we?

Yep, definitely gay. Here’s a big HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I TOLD YOU SO!! to all of […]

Jessica Simpson is morphing into a poodle.

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

This is just further proof that dog owners eventually begin to look like their dogs. And that Ken Paves must either hate Jessica or suck at doing hair. Or both. Isn’t the resemblance to her own dog Daisy simply astounding? They could be twins! But Daisy’s cuter.

Nicole Richie buckles under weight of huge glasses, handbag. Fake boyfriend unfazed.

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Maybe the malnutrition-induced osteoporosis is finally kicking in. Maybe the fashion gods are trying to tell her those stupid shoes shouldn’t be worn with those shorts, or that she shouldn’t wear sunglasses or bags that weigh more than she does. Regardless, there’s nothing funnier than an action shot of somebody tripping over themselves midstep while […]

Straight from the Uppity White People’s Dictionary

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Somebody call Webster’s. Apparently “too urban” now means “too ghetto.” Or “too black.” Or “too gay.” Take your pick. Either way, it was an ugly lesson that member’s of Kimora Lee Simmon’s Baby Phat entourage were none too happy to learn. The Daily Dish says:
Several members of the Baby Phat founder’s entourage were deemed […]

Paris Hilton Album Flops

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

The good news is that Parisite’s stink of an album bombed according to Soundscan. The bad news is that “bombed” means it actually sold 75,000 copies in the U.S. Which is really about 74,999 copies too many, if you ask me and the rest of America with any musical taste whatsoever. Page Six has the […]

Britney and K-Fed to renew their vows

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

 
Again, it must be stressed that In Touch Weekly might not be the bastion of journalistic accuracy, but for some reason–like the immeasurable entertainment value of reading crazy-ass stories about celebrities which may or may not be true–The Scoop keeps reporting its stories:

Now, after surviving a few rough patches in their marriage, the couple has decided […]

Like a deer in the headlights. Or just headlights.

Friday, August 4th, 2006

So let me get this straight: a racy (by 1950’s schoolmarm standards) photoshoot for OK! magazine was deemed too slutty according to Jessica Simpson’s mom, but THIS is okay?
And the Simpsons still wonder why everyone always calls them dysfunctional hyprocritical sell-out, pimp-your-own-daughters-for-a-buck FREAKS. Okay, so maybe by “everyone” I mean just me, and by “always” […]

Like father, like son

Friday, August 4th, 2006

It’s just like Back to the Future: K-Fed from 2026 got in a time machine to give his younger self some advice: “Keep knocking the bitch up, you’ll get waaaay more money! And give those wife-beaters a rest–turns out they really do make you look like a douche.”
(Apologies for the sporadic posts, it’s a bitch […]

Lindsay Lohan gets called out for partying

Friday, July 28th, 2006

Ha! This should be the final clue to Lindsay Lohan that NO ONE IS BUYING THAT HEAT EXHAUSTION B.S.!!!
She received the above letter from the CEO of Morgan Creek films, which is producing her latest film, “Georgia Rule.” Click on the letter to read how he tells her point-blank that nobody believes her excuses about […]

Britney Spears is a mean, nagging bitch

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

With Britney Spears out of commission due to her pregnancy, she hasn’t been able to do what she does best and attend to her regular attention whoring, paparazzi-baiting duties (you know that vain bitch won’t leave the house so people won’t see that she looks as huge as a house). But she can still do […]