What, is she taking a cue from Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton on how to best look like a tranny? Is it a new trend, stuffing a sock in your pantyhose/ridiculously short dress ensemble and then flashing photographers as you get into a car? Or is it just plain old penis envy? If the free […]
So let me get this straight: a racy (by 1950’s schoolmarm standards) photoshoot for OK! magazine was deemed too slutty according to Jessica Simpson’s mom, but THIS is okay?
And the Simpsons still wonder why everyone always calls them dysfunctional hyprocritical sell-out, pimp-your-own-daughters-for-a-buck FREAKS. Okay, so maybe by “everyone” I mean just me, and by “always” […]
For once Star magazine has a true story on their cover! There’s a new laser lipo technique that melts fat and tightens skin, is safer and less invasive than regular lipo! Apparently it is already available in Britain, Australia, Asia and Italy, but is still awaiting FDA approval in the U.S.
Okay, my only question is, […]
Jessica Simpson spent her 26th birthday in Cabo with her hairstylist and main gay, Ken Paves (in spite of my repeated pleas to fire him because of his repeated attempts to give her either the “rat’s nest” look, or the “matronly clown with orange hair” look.) But poor Jessica must think he’s her BFF since […]
It’s summer and that means a plethora of bikini-clad celebrities. Here we have the lovely Rachel Hunter, one of the many ex-Mrs. Rod Stewarts and former Sports Illustrated model. Good to see that age is treating her well and that her body is still pretty kick-ass. Although from the existing sun damage I see, she […]
It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday recently and looks like she got herself a brand spankin’ (pun totally intended) new pair of boobies as a present. Life & Style apparently also threw her a $100,000 birthday party, including a cake with one of her many red carpet shots on it. The pic below shows us it […]
Ohhhhhh, that’s right, she disappears when she turns sideways.
On an extra disturbing note, I bet she’s proud of how they had to gather the dress’s extra fabric in the back to fit because it’s so big on her. Or rather, because she’s wasting away into nothingness. Sigh! What are we gonna do with her?
Here she […]
Time for some hooch-fashion slamming at the BET Awards!
Just kidding! Actually, I kinda liked Beyonce’s hoochie get-up. She rocked it even in spite of the barely-tame afro and the chunky legs that ended in fabulous shoes!
However—why is Vivica A. Fox’s face looking like a crazed tranny’s?
I must say though, despite the over-botoxed tranny-face and questionable […]
Apparently she seems to think that the best way to get that privacy is by practically showing her privates??
Seems Britney Spears has ignored my pleas of “Put that shit away, girl! Nobody wants to see your pregnant hillbilly bidness all up in everyone’s face!!” But hey, good to know she’s still drinking her delusion juice […]
Praise Photoshop! Jessica Simpson’s freaky torpedo boobs decided to make an uplifting appearance in Maxim’s June issue, even after that unfortunate orange incident, remember? No? Why let me refresh your memory:
And even though Maxim readers will never actually read it, Maxim decided to humor Jessica by actually interviewing her. Some of my favorite parts:
Jessica Simpson: […]