If Tom Cruise’s major objective is to prove to the world that he is a completely heterosexual movie star and NOT GAY AT ALL, then he is going about it the wrong way. White blazer, tan sweater, white pants, and tan suede oxfords–and is he beat-boxing? Perplexing beat-boxing stance aside, maybe he was going for […]
Looks like Star Jones–or Starzilla, as some affectionately refer to her–raided the old wardrobe from Three’s Company and just had to have Mrs. Roper’s slinkiest, trampiest multi-colored flowered muumuu.
Come to think of it, Star and her husband Big Gay Al Reynolds are like a modern-day black version of the Ropers! I mean, I’m sure Big […]
First Nicole Richie wears a white tank under her pretty low cut dress, and now it appears Christina Ricci has followed suit.
WHY? It does NOT look good!! I don’t care if you don’t have the god-given Jessica Simpson-sized assets to fill out a dress, this looks way more horrible than looking flat-chested. Not to mention […]
Hey Lindsay, 1994 called. It wants its “heroin chic” look back. And all its heroin.
No wait! I’ve got a better one…
Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded
Actually, this reminds me of my favorite quote ever by Lindsay herself:
“It’s like, yeah, motherfucker, I’m fine.”
Apparently things are financially tight for Courtney Love, as she recently lost her shit and bitched out a fan outside a budget department store in L.A. The UK Mirror reports:
Asked by a female fan how she had managed to lose so much weight, she snapped: “Well, it’s not the fucking Pilates, and it’s not the […]
What in the name of psychedelic rainbows and unicorns is she wearing? That can’t possibly be a dress! It looks like something straight out of Mariah Carey’s deranged acid-induced dreams!!
And the tragic avocado colored sweater! Did she get cold or did she throw it on after someone snickered at how unsightly and alarming this dress […]
Maybe she got tired of the whole world calling her fat and decided to trade in her Starbucks for the Stairmaster?
Nah, she’ll never give up the Starbucks!
Still, here she is on June 4, working out at the Ritz-Carlton Laguna Niguel in Dana Point, California. Is that a sarcastic smile I spy on Ms. Spears? […]
Jessica Simpson thought it would be a good idea to cut up her grandmother’s doily into a slutty dress and wear it to this event. And although it shows off her two best assets (Hello! Front and center!), it also highlights her suddenly stumpy looking legs and linebacker shoulders.
Damn this whole messy divorce from Nick […]
Mr. Britney Spears, aka Kevin Federline, got a shower, makeover and photo spread in Item magazine to promote his album’s August release. As a result, he looks a little like Eric Cartman from South Park when they take off his hat and put him in a suit. I wonder if anyone is going to let […]
Jessica Simpson has found out the hard way that everyone is on Nick’s team instead of hers. Even more pathetic, she’s resorted to buying her own “Team Jessica” t-shirts from trendy L.A. store Kitson because nobody else will.
According to Star magazine, Jess visited the store on May 24 and plunked down $10,000 on clothes, including […]