I think someone must have gained a pound or two–I see hips!! And that’s a good thing. Unfortunately I also see concave chest and protruding sternum, which means Nicole still has a ways to go before she looks more like a woman and less like an 11-year-old boy. But still, any progress should be encouraged.
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Britney Spears and son Sean Preston were enjoying sunny days, caught in the rare act of flashing some genuine smiles in L.A. I must say, even as a hardened Britney basher, the smiles and candid mother-son bonding do a lot to soften Britney’s much-criticized image as a bad mom.
Of course, it helps that good-for-nothing-gold-digging K-Fed […]
The Daily Mirror, bastion of reliable and accurate journalism that it is, is reporting that Britney Spears came back from her New York trip last week to find her husband Kevin Federline drinking and smoking weed with his buddies in the house, so she’s kicked him out, yet again. And surprise, surprise, she’s really […]
Paris Hilton was in Malibu beach filming a music video and doing what she does best: rolling around in skimpy clothes and flashing the camera, trying to look sexy but just coming off as disgusting. To the surprise of absolutely no one, her nipple “accidentally” popped out of her bathing suit during the shoot, even […]
Dang, Elizabeth Taylor would turn over in her grave. Well, if she were dead…but I can’t be bothered with such details…
Here’s more of Lindsay Lohan trying to emulate the great Liz Taylor in her prime. Which is a great idea, because we all know how great and enchanted Elizabeth Taylor’s life turned out (8 marriages, […]
Get Lionel Richie and the Commodores ready, Britney Spears needs them to follow her around singing her new theme song.
Leave it to Britney, queen of all that is trashy, to turn $300 shoes and an otherwise cute sundress into a $5 Blue Light Special from K-Mart. In a tragic display of her true lack of […]
One point for guessing the correct body part, extra point for guessing the correct celebrity.
Give up?
It’s Jennifer Aniston! Nice knees Jen, and all at the young age of 36. I guess this is why it’s rumored that Demi Moore had a “knee lift” procedure.
Jen also took it upon herself to become a living example of […]
Kirsten Dunst is playing a game with us, an old Hollywood standard called “Guess What In The Name Of All That’s Good And Holy This Starlet Is Doing To Her Body.” Choices include starvation, overexercising, cocaine, and other needle drugs.
She reminds me of the starved guy in the movie Seven, the one that used to […]
Maggie Gyllenhaal was at the Cannes premiere of the film ‘Paris Je T’aime,” filling out her dress nicely thanks to her pregnancy. Which doesn’t matter at all because I’m always distracted whenever I look at her because she reminds me of a bulldog whenever I see her face. Or maybe Droopy the Dog? Is it […]
Hilary Duff showed off her amazing rectangle body on tour performing in Mexico. Who knew she had fans there? Who knew she still had fans? Just kidding, you know I’m rocking “Beat of My Heart” in my ipod as we speak!
But is it me or is standing so pigeon-toed in studded leather boots SO NOT […]