No, it’s not a tranny and her fashion challenged pimp, that’s Paris Hilton in Cannes with “Perez Hilton”, a gossip blogger infamous for refusing to give Paris all the bad press she deserves, and by the looks of it, Paris’ only remaining friend: a gay guy in a very pink suit and inappropriate shoes. Hmm. […]
Well, without makeup that is. Maybe she’s coming from a workout after seemingly falling off the cocaine diet? Surprisingly, she only looks a little ghastly and washed out, minor pimples but pretty average, not too fug. I’m kind of impressed.
I would recommend, however, that she follow her sister Ashlee and get a more feminine nose […]
Heather Graham is rumored to be the dumbest starlet in Hollywood–we’re talking thismuch away from functionally retarded–so I guess it’s good to see she’s acknowledging that and dressing accordingly.
Here she is at some Diesel store in the most ill-fated and confusing crime against denim ever. The dress doesn’t know whether it’s slutty or cute up […]
Observe the Kevin Federline, loserwigger retardus, in his natural habitat, the liquor store.
See how he stalks the rows of vodka and tequila seemingly confused by the words on the labels, only to be predictably distracted by the fridge of forties, his natural dietary staple for sustenance in the wild of the suburbs, which he cannot […]
So how bad is it when you look like you’re at least as old as your mom? Is it worse than dating men who are your dad’s age?
These are the burning, critically important questions that Lindsay Lohan desperately needs the answers to, even if she didn’t ask.
The sick thing is that at this point, […]
I’m not sure why Jessica Simpson is looking like a panic-stricken deer right before its final confrontation with a Mack truck, but I do know that the look, complete with teased hair in the washed out shade of Nice ‘n Easy #367 Trailer Trash Blond, does NOT become her.
I suspect it all started with her […]
Mary Kate Olsen attended the Met Costume Institute Benefit Gala, which I have never heard of either, but apparently it has a rule that all attendees must wear their creepiest, Gothiest black outfit in a contest to see who can best scare the bejesus out of the general public.
I dare say our sweet little Mary […]
Alexis Bledel, 24, is the star of WB’s Gilmore Girls, and is usually the picture of stunning, youthfully ethereal beauty, as evidenced here:
So naturally, I was startled when I came across a picture of a disheveled raccoon with crazy hair and that rabid look in the eyes, and it claimed to be the same […]
Paris Hilton is so full of herself that she had a wall-sized portrait of herself put in the “sumptuous lounge” of the new Hollywood Hills house she just bought, according to Hello! magazine. Plus, other people who were at her house for that recent party involving an unfortunate stripper pole incident have reported that she […]
That ostrich wants its feathers back, ASAP!
And WHY is that camera pointing straight at Gisele Bundchen’s crotch?
Dolce! Gabbana! You two are on an official fashion time out so you can think about the atrocities you’ve committed against ostriches and cameras in the name of “fashion!”
Straight to your rooms, misters! And this time I better not […]