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Her name is Katie, you crazy f*@#!!!

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Ever since he lost his goddamned mind drunk on power and decided to change Katie-I-sold-my-soul Holmes’ name to the more mature and womanly “Kate,” I’ve been hellbent on a new mission: to track his ass down and yell “KATIE! KATIE! KATIEEEE!!!!” in his face at the top of my lungs just to piss him off […]