Archive for the 'Eva Longoria' Category

Not for the squeamish: Eva Longoria without makeup

Monday, July 10th, 2006

Sweet Jesus, woman! Get yourself to a makeup artist STAT and spackle on ALL the foundation you can find before you start scaring small children! And when you think you’ve caked on enough layers, cake on one more, just in case.
Readers, if you have just eaten, I apologize for this image!
Who knew she was so […]

Eva Longoria doesn’t like to pay for things

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Wow. This account from Defamer.com should erase any doubt that Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria is fast becoming Hollywood’s hugest self-entitled bitch:
We all know Eva Longoria is the hottest woman in the universe (at least according to Maxim magazine’s inscrutable criteria), but beneath that bitsy, beautiful package lies a ferocious ugliness just waiting to jump out–particularly […]

ALMA Awards sizzled with hot Latina action

Monday, May 8th, 2006

From L to R: Roselyn Sanchez, Carmen Electra, Eva Longoria, Paulina Rubio and Constance Marie at the ALMA Awards.
The ALMA Awards are held by the National Council of La Raza (NCLR), and honors outstanding Latino artistic achievement in television, as well as positive portrayals of Hispanics.
With so much T&A, not to mention sequins and spangles, […]