Archive for the 'Gisele Bundchen' Category

Parade of Fug: Moet & Chandon’s Masked Ball

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

I didn’t know they still had masked balls anywhere, but the theme of this one seemed to be “Fugging Up Otherwise Elegant Evening Wear.” I don’t know who that fashionista is up there, but that thing looks like gold and silver are in a violent race to attack her face.
Witness Kate Moss and Pete […]

Somewhere, an ostrich is extremely pissed

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

That ostrich wants its feathers back, ASAP!
And WHY is that camera pointing straight at Gisele Bundchen’s crotch?
Dolce! Gabbana! You two are on an official fashion time out so you can think about the atrocities you’ve committed against ostriches and cameras in the name of “fashion!”
Straight to your rooms, misters! And this time I better not […]