Maybe life is fair after all…Page Six reports the downright delicious details of K-Fed’s downfall:
NOW that Britney Spears has called a halt to Kevin Federline’s gravy train, the aspiring rapper is broke. Even before the split was announced, Spears told Fed-ex to fly himself to New York and get his own hotel room, an insider […]
Another ridiculously obvious Page Six item:
WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?
Bitch, please!!! As if she didn’t already have herpes and possibly worms from doing such savory, hygiene-minded things like using gas station restrooms barefoot and walking around needle-laden parking lots barefoot too. […]
Oh my God, y’all, she really did it. Divorce papers are on the web and everything.
You know, as much as I rag on her for being such a moron, I have to give her props for losing 190 pounds of loser-wigger-wannabe-rapper weight she’s been carrying around for years. Good for her.
And she’s getting rid of […]
Shockingly, K-Fed’s debut album, Playing With Fire, was met with a pretty even mixture of derision, ridicule and disinterest.
TMZ.com says he was booed on Halloween after performing only one song:
Before the first beat dropped from his new song “Privilege,” Federleezy was bombarded with jeers from the costume-clad crowd at the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival. To […]
It’s pretty pathetic when people can’t even be bothered to hate you because you’re so irrelevant, they just don’t care.
New Yorkers have sent that message loud and clear to Kevin Federline via flat-lining ticket sales to his gig promoting his new album, Playing With Fire, according to The New York Post’s Page Six:
SHOCKINGLY enough, no […]
Mr. Britney Spears, aka Kevin Federline, has shared his thoughts with Entertainment Weekly and People magazines on topics ranging from buying Britney’s tampons, to being widely hated by the public, to his aspiring rap career.
“I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense,” Federline told EW. […]
It appears Kevin Federline has 10 million reasons to keep partying on his wife’s dime, according to Page Six:
If he and wife Britney Spears ever split, he stands to get $10 million - millions more than has been reported. “Britney was leaving Kevin but then got pregnant again,” said a frustrated family friend. “He would […]
It’s just like Back to the Future: K-Fed from 2026 got in a time machine to give his younger self some advice: “Keep knocking the bitch up, you’ll get waaaay more money! And give those wife-beaters a rest–turns out they really do make you look like a douche.”
(Apologies for the sporadic posts, it’s a bitch […]
Oh, look! It’s a transparent effort to dispel the tabloid rumors that they hate each other and are divorcing.
And isn’t it convincing? Don’t they look like the picture of marital bliss?
Okay, maybe they look more confused, like they don’t even recognize each other because they’ve avoided each other for months.
And doesn’t Kevin just look THRILLED […]
Well, it’s good to know this Britney Spears-Kevin Federline trainwreck is still rolling full steam ahead with no signs of stopping, divorce or no divorce. The British tabloid The Sun reports:
KEVIN FEDERLINE is cashing in on BRITNEY SPEARS before they officially split up.
I hear from my source in the States that Kevin has been signing […]