Mr. Britney Spears, aka Kevin Federline, got a shower, makeover and photo spread in Item magazine to promote his album’s August release. As a result, he looks a little like Eric Cartman from South Park when they take off his hat and put him in a suit. I wonder if anyone is going to let […]
Well, I guess Kevin Federline never claimed to have any redeeming qualities, and he’s making sure nobody forgets it.
Kevin Federline shelled out $300,000 for a wristwatch without telling his wife first, according to Us Weekly. Perhaps it’s no co-incidence that that’s the exact amount the aspiring rap star reportedly was paid to record an album […]
The Daily Mirror, bastion of reliable and accurate journalism that it is, is reporting that Britney Spears came back from her New York trip last week to find her husband Kevin Federline drinking and smoking weed with his buddies in the house, so she’s kicked him out, yet again. And surprise, surprise, she’s really […]
Britney is giving Kevin a “clean up or get out” ultimatum–sort of, reports Us Weekly.
“Britney gave Kevin an ultimatum, and they are continuously revising it. She wants him to respect her and the baby, and if he doesn’t then she has let him know he is out,” says one source close to the couple.
What the […]
Observe the Kevin Federline, loserwigger retardus, in his natural habitat, the liquor store.
See how he stalks the rows of vodka and tequila seemingly confused by the words on the labels, only to be predictably distracted by the fridge of forties, his natural dietary staple for sustenance in the wild of the suburbs, which he cannot […]
Los Angeles hip hop radio station Power 106 had Kevin Federline on their show for an interview with a “Hat of Forbidden Questions.” (Fitting, since that sounds just as douchey as he is.)
- “If you were on a raft in the middle of the ocean and both Britney and Sean Preston were in the water […]
Latest Las Vegas gossip has it that Britney and Kevin had a huge embarrassingly loud and public fight last Friday in a restaurant, right before a scheduled listening party at Pure nightclub for Kevin’s new album.
“It was a full-blown war of words that got louder and more heated as dinner went on,” said eyewitnesses.
Finally, Britney […]
I know, I know, there is a lot of wtf-ness going on here. But wait a minute, now, people and take a closer look:
She looks like she’s lost weight, her hat is cute, and more importantly, she’s smiling and looks happy. That’s enough to make me forget the funked up, homage-to-Boy-George braids and the unfortunate […]