Archive for the 'Kirsten Dunst' Category

Holy malnutrition, Batman!

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

Kirsten Dunst is playing a game with us, an old Hollywood standard called “Guess What In The Name Of All That’s Good And Holy This Starlet Is Doing To Her Body.” Choices include starvation, overexercising, cocaine, and other needle drugs.
She reminds me of the starved guy in the movie Seven, the one that used to […]

Marie Antoinette Stills

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Just because this movie had a monstruous budget, the costumes and sets are going to look ridiculously fabulous in an 18th century blingtastic sort of way. Which we all want to see, regardless of having to endure Kirsten Dunst’s pebble-toothed troll mug. Thank God they used TONS of makeup and powder and wigs to make […]