Archive for the 'Mariah Carey' Category

It ain’t over until Mooriah Carey sings

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

Mariah Carey should look into getting more lipo because as it is, she’s giving Miss Piggy a serious run for her money. Well, if Miss Piggy were a hooker. She looks like she’s about to inhale the microphone in that picture. Damn Mariah relax, you can have your 2 buckets of KFC after the show, […]

The Photoshop Adventures of Mimi

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Behold the promotional image for Mariah Carey’s tour, The Adventures of Mimi, kicking off August 5 in Miami.
Um, she looks…good. I’ve no doubt it’s completely natural. Complete coincidence that it’s so small I had to enlarge it because you can barely tell it’s her or make out any detail in the original. And I’m so […]