Archive for the 'Nicole Richie' Category

Blind Item Fun: guess who’s lovin’ it at McDonalds again?

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Page Six ran a blind item that asked:
WHICH young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.
I guess that explains why she was out shopping only several days into her “rehab […]

Nicole Richie collapses at L.A. night club

Monday, October 30th, 2006

TMZ.com reported that Nicole Richie passed out at Hyde nightclub in Hollywood early Sunday morning.
We’re told it occurred just before 2 a.m., when Richie passed out and fell to the floor. An employee approached Richie and her friends and said he was calling 911. Sources say they told the employee not to make the call […]

Table-top dancing is the secret to being BFF’s

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Forget loyalty, life-long friendship, or actually even liking each other–it’s a common love of table-top skanking dancing that keeps Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton BFF’s. Any girl knows it’s an unbreakable bond, really. And to me, it just proves that their whole BFF’s again thing is SO not a publicity stunt to promote their […]

Nicole Richie buckles under weight of huge glasses, handbag. Fake boyfriend unfazed.

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Maybe the malnutrition-induced osteoporosis is finally kicking in. Maybe the fashion gods are trying to tell her those stupid shoes shouldn’t be worn with those shorts, or that she shouldn’t wear sunglasses or bags that weigh more than she does. Regardless, there’s nothing funnier than an action shot of somebody tripping over themselves midstep while […]

Nicole Richie at–wait, she was just here, where did she go?

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Ohhhhhh, that’s right, she disappears when she turns sideways.
On an extra disturbing note, I bet she’s proud of how they had to gather the dress’s extra fabric in the back to fit because it’s so big on her. Or rather, because she’s wasting away into nothingness. Sigh! What are we gonna do with her?
Here she […]

Nicole is only about 3,142 cheeseburgers away from healthy

Monday, June 19th, 2006

Nicole Richie’s dad Lionel Richie is trying to use a Caribbean cruise as incentive for Nicole to gain weight, according to The Scoop.
Nicole Richie’s father, Lionel, reportedly promised his daughter and some friends a Caribbean yacht cruise if she’d put on weight. “Lionel thought some of Nicole’s pals were encouraging her to stay skinny,” a […]

Nicole’ s summer fun: beaches, bikinis and bones

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

I think someone must have gained a pound or two–I see hips!! And that’s a good thing. Unfortunately I also see concave chest and protruding sternum, which means Nicole still has a ways to go before she looks more like a woman and less like an 11-year-old boy. But still, any progress should be encouraged.
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Nicole Richie and DJ AM split

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

This happened yesterday, but I still think it’s sorta sad. Nicole Richie and DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) have officially broken off their engagement again.  They first broke it off in December 2005 but reconciled early this year. No cause was given for the breakup, but Richie’s weight and possible drug issues are the most likely […]

Nicole Richie is perky

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

Dear Nicole Richie,
I love your extensions, you look good in yellow, and the flowers in the foreground make you look so sweet and cute, but then you had to go and add the skank element with your unrestrained, albeit petite, but nevertheless distracting and very-much-at-attention bosoms. PLEASE WEAR A BRA!!
Love ya, bitch!

Lindsay and Nicole are BFF’s again!

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie never miss an opportunity to be photographed, so here they are at the 13th Annual Race to Erase MS event in their fabulous and ridiculously expensive designer threads.
Okay, sometimes they’re just ridiculous, period. You’d think Lindsay would’ve learned by now that potato sacks are NOT flattering on her, but:

Nicole is […]