Behold Britney Spears, once America’s bubble-gum pop princess, now America’s trashiest panty-less, crotch-flashing wonder. I guess it was only a matter of time before she publically disgraced herself with photos sure to embarrass her two children. And it only took about 7 days of hanging out with Paris Hilton. And one day of hanging out […]
Lindsay Lohan called Paris Hilton a word that starts with “C” and ends in “UNT” in this video captured by Hollywood.com.
HEAVENS TO BETSEY, NO!! I’m clutching my pearls in astonishment! And this coming from such the well-behaved classy young lady we know Lindsay to be!
The best part is that right after clearly calling her the […]
Lindsay Lohan was an ’80’s aerobics instructor whore who looked like she belonged on the set of Fame or Flashdance. She clearly loves the 80’s. And being slutty.
Paris Hilton as a policewoman whore. Although “whore” is more of a constant state of being for her and the only reason I know she’s wearing a costume […]
Forget loyalty, life-long friendship, or actually even liking each other–it’s a common love of table-top skanking dancing that keeps Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton BFF’s. Any girl knows it’s an unbreakable bond, really. And to me, it just proves that their whole BFF’s again thing is SO not a publicity stunt to promote their […]
Why anyone would want to be on Skank Queen Extraordinaire Paris Hilton’s friends list is beyond me (guaranteed naked pictures of her nasty flappy ass?) But people who were on her myspace friends list got a cheeky, frustrating spam and were plenty pissed, according to MSNBC’s The Scoop:
Several furious sources who are on the list […]
Well, at least the obvious doesn’t escape her: She knows that her and her wonky eye will make a piece of crap movie even crappier. But props to Page Six for continuing to call her a “celebutard”:
PARIS Hilton is desperately trying to distance herself from yet another movie fiasco.
The celebutard - whose screen credits include […]
So Shanna Moakler is taking over Shannen Doherty’s former duties of kicking Paris Hilton’s ass in nightclubs because Paris dared to skank around with her husband. According to TMZ.com, both Paris and Shanna “filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each was attacked. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris’ ex […]
Floppy pancakes, anyone? Mmm, extra herpes…
Yep, it’s Paris Hilton doing what she does best, skanking around and flashing her not-at-all-private parts. How can something be so gross and yet so boring and predictable at the same time? You’d think they’d be contradictory reactions, but Parisite Hilton has made me simultaneously yawn and recoil in horror. […]
Now, I know these look like run-of-the-mill pictures of a tranny being arrested on the Sunset strip, but it’s actually Paris Hilton being arrested for a DUI last night. So I guess at least the tranny part was right!
Hear that? That’s the sound of me clapping my hands in delight and unrestrained glee at this […]
The good news is that Parisite’s stink of an album bombed according to Soundscan. The bad news is that “bombed” means it actually sold 75,000 copies in the U.S. Which is really about 74,999 copies too many, if you ask me and the rest of America with any musical taste whatsoever. Page Six has the […]